USCPSC = Universally Surreal Content Producers Shitposting Constantly
US Consumer Product Safety Commission https://twitter.com/USCPSC
Cordless window blinds are safer for kids and in stores now #SundayMorning
I get to one round number first. 48 + 2 = 50; 27 - 2 = 25; 50 + 25 = 75. twitter.com/wparks91/statu…
What happens in your head when you do 27+48?
I know it's a cultural difference, but I don't get people who don't want to use public transport. In places other than NYC, it seems stigmatized, as if using it means you can't afford a taxi or car. Which is pathetic.

Easiest way to trap me!

If you think you know what's right for someone else, that's your problem. You are subject to all the ethical implications of imposing that idea on them.
If you think you are this or that, that's your problem. You are subject to all the constraints that limiting idea imposes on you.

My dear friends and generally brilliant people @jeremylundy and @edtan1 launched a YouTube channel for their DevOps company @techorrect. I’ve learned a ton from these two and am delighted to see their success.

My dear friends and founts of development knowledge @jeremylundy and @edtan1 just launched a new YouTube channel for their DevOps company @techorrect. I've learned a ton from these two and am delighted to see their success. youtu.be/munoliaeyx0
SF / Bay Area friends: Hi! I'm flying down to see Carly Rae Jepsen on Friday! Do I know anyone else going to the show?!
As much as I love the #DoveSelfEsteemProject (especially the Steven Universe bits), keep in mind that Dove is a Unilever company, whose CEO says stuff like this: thedrum.com/news/2019/06/1…
As much as I love the #DoveSelfEsteemProject (especially the Steven Universe bits), keep in mind that Dove is a Unilever company, whose CEO says stuff like this: steven-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Dove_Self…
Apple Tacoma Mall
Tacoma Mall
REI
I stopped at the mall to run an errand and ended up performing on the piano. People were clapping and when I got up to leave they said “you were doing that for fun? I thought you were a paid performer? You sound great.” Woop woop! 🎹
While trying to fix a redis/celery problem with redash at work I came across this blog entry: goshippo.com/blog/loading-d… The fact that the punchline wasn't "and then we realized it would be trivial to just use a shell script to load the data into SQL and query that directly" is meh
Kinda upset I lost my shorts. It’s so nice out in Portland - peak jogging weather. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/1c85fcb4-…)

Kinda upset I lost my shorts. It’s so nice out in Portland - peak jogging weather.

Amazing!!!! 😍 #catcontent
✨ rachel ✨ https://twitter.com/ohhoe
I had to do @lizzo’s ‘boys’ as cats. Thread:
Eek! It’s a user survey! Lol https://t.co/CFE9Wiv1U7 (v2.jacky.wtf/post/3ffe6f03-…)
Tae'lur Alexis ⚛️🦄 https://twitter.com/TaelurAlexis
Good morning! Im almost at 20k. Can I ask what made you follow my journey?