this is why twitter not profitable. how can I take this seriously? lol
TOO META
I felt like a true journalist as I raced home to hop on a call with someone I've been trying to interview for the past 3 days. I ran a mile just so we could connect, because he's stuck in jury duty for the rest of the day.
BAM=Bare Ass Minimums™️
2nd session with my personal trainer starts soon. brb.
My darling @eventbrite. Is your server down?
We’re associates!!!!!!!!!! Lmfaooo https://t.co/KzyHs9IeOJ (v2.jacky.wtf/post/e54ffbce-…)
Omg sis at the end dragged the fuck outta Becky 💀😂👏🏽
Looks like I'm real as heck!
Great post @codefinger! blog.heroku.com/samurai-duke-a… I made a little samurai duke from yours for our slack
2nd session with my personal trainer starts soon. brb.
Rihanna a blessing. None of us deserve her.
Rihanna appreciation post.
Yooooo this has to be a joke
y’all females wearing a full beat in 90 degree weather? couldn’t be me, I don’t need makeup to look good. while y’all are busy contouring and drawing your eyebrow...
Lmfaoooo my brother and I were just chilling and I saw a Jehovah's Witness pull up the porch. Niggas locked the door, closed the windows and moved to another room. Talk about LOCKDOWN
This guy big MAD he short. Bless up and work on what you can my guy twitter.com/OhSoFabShan/st…
@lookatdustin Have you see ln this? @oliviabradley88: so in bagel boss this morning, the misogynistic douchebag seen in the video was degrading almost all of the female...
Sean Paul lol
What’s the most middle school thing you remember?
@superorganism__ Just checked out how much you added to the website from the summit. Starting to think about how to redesign the 101 to follow a path you took. Try to scaffold in the learning as the site develops. Thx for being an inspiration
Hans is so well spoken and funny and genuinely makes it interesting to listen to a show about medical costs and gonads. One of my fav episodes I’ve done. Go listen and learn! twitter.com/hihellohans/st…
But what are the financial implications of being intersex? (The exciting question you've all been asking.) 💸 I talked to @anomalily of @ohmydollar on the finances of ...
.@DrBronner you got a customer!
tired: 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo, conditioner wired: 8-in-1 body wash, shampoo, conditioner, dish soap, personal lubricant, sun tan lotion, moisturizer, toothpaste
Nah that shit will be buried
Rosa Sparks @daintythug podcast https://twitter.com/MzYummyDread
What was your first Twitter @ and how many times have you changed it?