Ok that was fun, thanks for all the responses! Lots of great stuff in there.
Now take your favorite programming language and tell me the 3 things you most dislike about it.
No complaining about languages you don't use!
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If you make your dentist appointment for 2:30, you’ll never forget it. #ToothHurty #NewCrownYouDown
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Y’all, Vicky is wicked smart, and one of the increasingly small number of people that truly “get” open source.
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Some thorny issues are worth avoiding but be aware of invasive species that destroy the spul and require immediate notification of authorities. #clmooc
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A very #kcdc2019 welcome! @oktadev
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Almost setup time for #kcdc2019! (@ Hall D - Kansas City Convention Center) swarmapp.com/c/9LfbrpSooMT
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The consensus is that I’ll grow to look like Morgan Freeman (v2.jacky.wtf/post/ac1b019a-…)
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Me in my older years still going off about peoples’ rights and hoping more of y’all use libre software (v2.jacky.wtf/post/ed5e60ac-…)
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Me in my older years still going off about peoples’ rights and hoping more of y’all use libre software
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Taco Tuesday! (@ Guy Fieri’s Dive & Taco Joint - @guysdivekc in Kansas City, MO) swarmapp.com/c/9tHKS8LMW9y
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What are the three features a programming language absolutely must have in order for you to use it?
No wrong answers! Go!
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pinay_view likes getting champagne upon checking... #kcdc2019 instagram.com/p/Bz_TvyzHDJo/…
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Hey @hacks4pancakes! I'd love to speak to you for a story — can you follow me so we can DM?
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How cool is it to block your manager on Twitter? I umm…asking for a friend…?🤔
Everything is terrible.
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Always a shame when a tree succumbs to bark rot.
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