LOL these brands
WENDY'S SPICY NUGGETS ARE BACK!!! https://twitter.com/Wendys
That requires respect though Lilo 🇲🇽
I CAN NOT WITH Y'ALL, lol. The wildest part is that the entire royal family that ran away contribute to hyper-conservative PACs in the same capacity that Chick-Fil-A does - that selection made this BETTER lol Shake Shack like "this isn't my fight"
Literally y'all all day today Popeyes Chicken
my guy @hugh_____ got his account photo looking like how he reacted when I told him big data overrated
Signs you might be traveling too much: You start measuring streaks not by the number of nights away from home, but by the number of nights you spend *at* home.
Signs you might be traveling too much:

You start measuring streaks not by the number of nights away from home, but by the number of nights you spend *at* home.
If you recognize this girl you’re either: A.) Being productive B.) Being unproductive C.) Going through some shit D.) All of the above
You can be in the house with a VERY nice suit and bed and still be a slave to the game.
Speak For Yourself https://twitter.com/SFY
AB and other players have gone too far with racial criticism of the NFL "This sounds smart to dumb people when you say the NFL is racist as a whole when we're all sittin...
I shouldn't be getting joy from this but the laugh I let out
Popeyes employees when a nigga order 5 sandwiches at once
Very good video by @MKBHD about 5G, how it works and how likely we'd get it youtube.com/watch?v=_CTUs_…
This is gross. Like ESPECIALLY in this environment where people are being detained, making a GAME SHOW ABOUT CITIZENSHIP is BAD IDEA™️
Ryan Khosravi 🦋 https://twitter.com/ryepastrami
When I inevitably write my memoirs about the internet in 2019 you can bet the video that GAMIFIED GUESSING PEOPLE'S CITIZENSHIP STATUS will have a dedicated chapter.
lmfaoo and hearing this in your voice took me out
Felonious Munk is at @zanieschicago 8//18-19 https://twitter.com/Felonious_munk
I'd rather eat the pistol. twitter.com/mewefree_/stat…
Growth hacking
Neiman Marcus Stan Account https://twitter.com/TheBrookeAsh
I’ll be giving 8 followers $3.99 for the Popeyes sandwich when I hit 8k followers lmao. My next giveaway 💕💕💕🥰
lmfaooo I shouldn't laugh at this but damn
Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... https://twitter.com/DragonflyJonez
Y'all made Bojangles delete that dry ass biscuit tweet alright man that's enough stop cyberbullying my friend
Have you been caught doing something you shouldn't have by an Alexa, Nest, or nanny cam? Do you know someone who has? DM me! I'm looking for stories on how smart home technology is changing personal relationships 😎
(a reminder that this whole chicken thing is a reminder how consumers drive demand and that we allow them to give us the things we complain about)
I've begun to say this more and more often out loud.
I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I miss PHP. Over 20 years later, and still nobody's even come _close_ to PHP's ease of deployment. This tweet brought to you by ...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIP Jarvis
bummies!
What y’all call these?
SON! I got jumped TWICE out there
🏴⬛Elsa Eli Waithe⬛🏴 https://twitter.com/elsajustelsa
WTF do people mean when they say "safe neighborhood"? The only time I've been robbed (at gunpoint) here in NYC was in Ozone Park. They have whole ass houses and lawns out...