LMFAOOO okay this is my closing retweet for the night
Louisiana ⚜️ Boy https://twitter.com/FlyAir4
People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.... It’ll be the first time they’ll see 2020
https://t.co/qKyhSil8UY
Whoever said Popeyes takes food stamps... you LIED. now they putting back my spicy chicken sandwich 😒
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damn it I should have posted this lol https://t.co/liEdDDkMgj
I don’t know how to hogtie people https://twitter.com/delamomanny
Kamala Harris choking down that Popeyes cuz she need the black vote:
alright y'all
Y'all talking about Popeyes chicken sandwiches but can't pop your eyes open and see that the white man has us sandwiched between poverty and oppression
This whole thread is 1) kinda weird 2) an example of too many consolidation 3) wtf
It's barely 9:00 am and we already found Dory, assembled the @Avengers, and got @StarWars and @Marvel to tweet at each other. NBD just the most ambitious crossover event ...
It’s funny. I have been busy with my work @Adobe and haven’t given as much attention to politics. Honestly, I feel better. I’d rather focus on my own life than worry about this jackass in office.
This description of the article ALONE is enough.
Billionaires will never lead social movements. bit.ly/2zb6hkA
LMFAO OH OKAY
10 Popeyes chicken sandwiches is the same price as a passport or LLC smh we gotta do better y’all
LOL these brands
WENDY'S SPICY NUGGETS ARE BACK!!! https://twitter.com/Wendys
That requires respect though Lilo 🇲🇽
I CAN NOT WITH Y'ALL, lol. The wildest part is that the entire royal family that ran away contribute to hyper-conservative PACs in the same capacity that Chick-Fil-A does - that selection made this BETTER lol Shake Shack like "this isn't my fight"
Literally y'all all day today Popeyes Chicken
my guy @hugh_____ got his account photo looking like how he reacted when I told him big data overrated
Signs you might be traveling too much: You start measuring streaks not by the number of nights away from home, but by the number of nights you spend *at* home.
Signs you might be traveling too much:

You start measuring streaks not by the number of nights away from home, but by the number of nights you spend *at* home.
If you recognize this girl you’re either: A.) Being productive B.) Being unproductive C.) Going through some shit D.) All of the above
You can be in the house with a VERY nice suit and bed and still be a slave to the game.
Speak For Yourself https://twitter.com/SFY
AB and other players have gone too far with racial criticism of the NFL "This sounds smart to dumb people when you say the NFL is racist as a whole when we're all sittin...
I shouldn't be getting joy from this but the laugh I let out
Popeyes employees when a nigga order 5 sandwiches at once
Very good video by @MKBHD about 5G, how it works and how likely we'd get it youtube.com/watch?v=_CTUs_…
This is gross. Like ESPECIALLY in this environment where people are being detained, making a GAME SHOW ABOUT CITIZENSHIP is BAD IDEA™️
Ryan Khosravi 🦋 https://twitter.com/ryepastrami
When I inevitably write my memoirs about the internet in 2019 you can bet the video that GAMIFIED GUESSING PEOPLE'S CITIZENSHIP STATUS will have a dedicated chapter.