Working with people in both Europe and Australia basically means there are zero hours where you don't get emails and slack messages. It's always someone's work day 24 hours around the clock.
🌬💨☁️⛰🌁  Underprepared for unexpected weather, Saturday morning I nearly gave up on my trail run and went home. I planned to start at 7am at the Tennesssee Valley parking lot, arrived at 7:05. Overcast as expected, yet much colder. In contrast to… tantek.com/2019/231/t1/un…
The #Me2B site of #identity management: in even worse shape than the #B2C side. Case oin point: thedailybeast.com/feds-say-bount…
call them out KING
lowkey the Spicy chicken sandwich from crown fried chicken is better than all of the others but y’all too soft to get food from places with bulletproof windows
And both helping back ICE and DHS do disgusting things to humanity. A match made in heaven
xnoɹǝʃ uɐıɹq https://twitter.com/brianleroux
Overhearing a date between an AWS and Azure employee and...well...it's probably the last date lol "We power 65% of the internet and you are a rounding error" Me:
(i lied about my last RT lol) this is VERY tempting to attempt; just gotta come in a uniform and a cap
life hack: carry a ladder with you to get anywhere for free lmaooo
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unhealthy coping mechanisms, where y’all sitting?
LMFAOOO okay this is my closing retweet for the night
Louisiana ⚜️ Boy https://twitter.com/FlyAir4
People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.... It’ll be the first time they’ll see 2020
https://t.co/qKyhSil8UY
Whoever said Popeyes takes food stamps... you LIED. now they putting back my spicy chicken sandwich 😒
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damn it I should have posted this lol https://t.co/liEdDDkMgj
I don’t know how to hogtie people https://twitter.com/delamomanny
Kamala Harris choking down that Popeyes cuz she need the black vote:
alright y'all
Y'all talking about Popeyes chicken sandwiches but can't pop your eyes open and see that the white man has us sandwiched between poverty and oppression
This whole thread is 1) kinda weird 2) an example of too many consolidation 3) wtf
It's barely 9:00 am and we already found Dory, assembled the @Avengers, and got @StarWars and @Marvel to tweet at each other. NBD just the most ambitious crossover event ...
It’s funny. I have been busy with my work @Adobe and haven’t given as much attention to politics. Honestly, I feel better. I’d rather focus on my own life than worry about this jackass in office.
This description of the article ALONE is enough.
Billionaires will never lead social movements. bit.ly/2zb6hkA
LMFAO OH OKAY
10 Popeyes chicken sandwiches is the same price as a passport or LLC smh we gotta do better y’all
LOL these brands
WENDY'S SPICY NUGGETS ARE BACK!!! https://twitter.com/Wendys
That requires respect though Lilo 🇲🇽
I CAN NOT WITH Y'ALL, lol. The wildest part is that the entire royal family that ran away contribute to hyper-conservative PACs in the same capacity that Chick-Fil-A does - that selection made this BETTER lol Shake Shack like "this isn't my fight"
Literally y'all all day today Popeyes Chicken
my guy @hugh_____ got his account photo looking like how he reacted when I told him big data overrated
Signs you might be traveling too much: You start measuring streaks not by the number of nights away from home, but by the number of nights you spend *at* home.