Every time I see this and play it, I can't stop laughing
I fixed it 🤣🤣🤣 twitter.com/bonnetsnjuice/…
this is ... well okay lol
You hate to see it... https://twitter.com/WYETTHASSP0KEN
Fried chicken has been trending for 48 hours straight
So I'm watching @storymodebae play @masseffect 2 for the first time and I really envy anyone who does - a game that lets you explore and affect people on your actions (ideally for the better) IN SPACE
I ain't even DO nuffin
highkey I remember seeing these attacks in 2015 and now I hoard cables when I travel lol
she called us beloved. https://twitter.com/_BrothaG
fyi. forbes.com/sites/suzanner…
I just installed this neat motor which can drive the chain on my blinds! Now I'm brainstorming various rules to cause the blinds to open and close. So far:

• Close the blinds once the sun is high enough to start shining into the room
• Open the blinds when the sun goes down in the evening
• Close the blinds when the TV turns on
• Close the blinds when I get in bed
Deadass
the twitter sweet spot is the 24 hours when all of black twitter knows about something but it hasn't yet been made into a buzzfeed listicle
I tweet for the Black people in tech who refuse to be Uncle Toms or Auntie Perry. We're more than that and to let someone else tell you otherwise and believe it is disrespectful to your ancestors.
This was my intro to Pusha and somehow he still the same
DJ First Class™ 🏁 https://twitter.com/1DJFirstClass
17 Years Ago Today, Clipse Dropped Their Debut Album “Lord Willin” That Featured This Classic Record 🔥🔥🔥 [@PUSHA_T][@Pharrell]
I wonder why
Hollywood Flashback: Now a Classic, 'The Wire' Was Overlooked by the Emmys hollywoodreporter.com/news/hollywood… via @thr
Taking this all the way
I want an edgy @stitchfix for goths / punk rock girls. They keep asking me “Is this your style?” And I’m thinking “maybe if it was in all black?” So far everything reminds me of Full House.
Google's AMP trying to force their version of the web on us.... Use our stuff or suffer.... https://onezero.medium.com/google-is-tightening-its-iron-grip-on-your-website-27e06b3150e0
#ScienceOfReading #literacies
Google's AMP trying to force their version of the web on us.... Use our stuff or suffer.... onezero.medium.com/google-is-tigh… (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/25ySgD)
I just want people to actually begin conversations on this. Like ACTUALLY.
Mina Markham 👩🏾‍💻 https://twitter.com/MinaMarkham
And the audience applauses. #clarity2019
Fibromyalgia is like trying to have a quiet conversation with someone while two very loud people are standing right behind you and shouting about everything they can think of, and also they randomly stab your shoulders with forks.
Literally WTF.
Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the pu...
I would tell a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.