I don't do this a lot but https://t.co/Tf3LSo9zKE
A woman went to the doctor with what she thought was water sloshing around in her left ear. But water doesn't have eight legs, pincers and a venomous bite. Doctors pulle...
The last part is THAT part that knocks me own each time. Like why? Harriet Tubman would have shot y'all
White feminism has already hurt me way too much today. Not just from white women. From white men, too. And from the random POC just wanting to fit in.
I'm reading something and it has this line > advanced shells like PowerShell and I felt my face go
it's the chemicals lol
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Why do the vegetables here taste like chemicals? ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
Tonight's nightmares are going to be very musical.
I added Aerosmith ft. Run DMC to this video of the shadow of a millipede walking and it has amused me more than it should have done.
So, it turns out the reason it has felt I've been sat here coding for so long is that the size of ./node_modules is starting to exert a measurable time dilation effect on local spacetime. Sometimes it is *ok* not to include a whole library for the 2 lines of code...
fuck 12
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Um, if he doesn't get adopted (highly unlikely) he's welcome to join our K9 Unit as its first Feline (he IS a cat, right?!) member Morris Animal Refuge
Coon Crew
Name this band:
This was when I stopped using this view in Gyroscope, lol. This has no reference to the kind of cookie (and being vegan, there's no milk or eggs in mine so !?!?!)
Free ipad, phone, credit card, and car. Why do people leave valuables like this at coffee shops?
This is an attack lol
This vegan shit is easy
Yerrrrrrrrr
Should I get a nose ring? I'll do it if enough of y'all say yeah before September.
How many community centers is Square going to open? How much more police are you going to have come out? How quickly will y'all aim to move First Fridays away from that area? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
Oakland! Help us bring the billboards above Uptown Station to life. Submit your proposal or tag your favorite artist.
"it's okay to kill a few animals, the money we make on that justifies the saving of the rest of them" Sounds like people lobbied for such a bill and avoided a LEGIT situation that made it possible to not kill and preserve animals. Sounds like some property culling shit.
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Essentially by *allowing* hunters to hunt in specific areas, countries are able to make enough money to help pay for their preservation and help the species overall. @ada...
Listen y'all. Gen is about to make y'all WISH y'all knew her before the money lol
This closes the chapter on my first career job. And in just over a month I start as a software engineer at what I know will be the perfect career for me. Iโ€™m grateful
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Hey I live in London only for another week and it is beautiful weather and almost sunset on a bank holiday weekend Friday tell me to go outside.
Dropping off waste (@ SAFE Center @ UCLA in Los Angeles, CA) swarmapp.com/c/bpZNPKJxbDK
And we both also got a new friend! ๐ŸŽ‚
The doof had a birthdayโ€”so he gets a pillow, while I'm getting a new bow tie ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ‘” @slsoftworks