My wife: orders delicious pancakes for the table at brunch.
Me: these are delicious, best pancakes I've ever had.
Wife: so they are gluten free/almond flour. The cream o...
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Grace Saif is an amazing actor and I really do hope to see her in more content. The fact that people are harrassing her off social media for a ROLE she played is wild and it hints at the kind of audience that would too.
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this is hard but this is the furthest back I can track https://t.co/U8Mc5ZOiYL
Without revealing your age, with an image or or gif, what is the first movie you ever remember seeing in a movie theater?
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fuck y'all see this moon in Oakland??!!?
shit looks like it's from a movie
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When you just quickly want to pay a bill on your bank's website on a holiday night, and they demand you verify all your security questions RIGHT NOW.
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Single because i don’t know how to mingle!
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Burning Man but using all of the funds to build sustainable housing for those displaced instead of destroying it at the end and highlighting the worst chunks of capitalist “leisure”.
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bruh lemme go play a video game son lol
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19 year old Pensacola rapper “Lil Dell” is currently on the run for “firing a deadly missile, first degree murder, aggravated assault, possession of an altered fire...
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nah fuck your couch
you finna get my name right if y'all got me pronouncing Michealangelo two first names ass
If you have a weird, obscure name, don't arrogantly correct people when they pronounce it wrong. Your parents fucked you over, deal with it.
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nah blood turn on the lights lol
bad for the eyes
Mastering your keyboard so much that you type in the dark >>>>>>>>>
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Burning Man but using all of the funds to build sustainable housing for those displaced instead of destroying it at the end and highlighting the worst chunks of capitalist “leisure”. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/cc29a274-…)
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yeah so if you're following / endorsing n*aitan j*nes; go ahead and block me.
I took some time to peep and that's not the kind of person I need near me or the people I work with - I might as well work with the NYPD to reinforce broken windows
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Y’all really be out here tweeting anything
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"Yes, and...."
"Do you ever say 'No, but' anymore?"
"Yes, and..."
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Can someone explain to me how having a seat at the table helps if it doesn't change anything for communities of color?
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I gotta remember that I'm not light skinned, cameras just be shitty with my complexion
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Heading home! Psyched for airplane food (is something I've never said before) (@ T1 International Terminal - @sydneyairport in Mascot, NSW) swarmapp.com/c/9it5sW7B1Yc
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Excited about working on the online book. Started a service worker for offline use, and added a little css animation with a negative transform to position the moon outside grid lines. More to do but here’s my work in progress. canopystudio.cloud
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and now the light behind the litter box glows red when it's dirty and green when it's clean! No more needing to peer into the little door to look for stuff in the box!
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