You've been kidnapped. Your kidnappers allow you to keep tweeting to pretend everything is alright. What would you tweet that would alarm your followers without the kidna...
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"text": "\"bruh I love steak\"\n\nThat's be the call sign lol"
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"text": "You've been kidnapped. Your kidnappers allow you to keep tweeting to pretend everything is alright. What would you tweet that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?\n\n\"And then I put in the exact amount of garlic the recipe called for.\""
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I can’t wait until people stop calling cow’s breast milk “normal milk” 🤮
If you had to masturbate the bull, forcibly impregnate the cow with your hands, steal...
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"text": "This. The production of diary (bovine milk) is borderline mass rape of these animals"
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"text": "I can\u2019t wait until people stop calling cow\u2019s breast milk \u201cnormal milk\u201d \ud83e\udd2e\n\nIf you had to masturbate the bull, forcibly impregnate the cow with your hands, steal the babies, and shoot the males in the head - it wouldn\u2019t be so \u201cnormal\u201d would it?\n\n#DitchDairy",
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"text": "this is my body - a showcase of women storytellers - YouTube: youtu.be/qJgyiBAes-8",
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Hey @instagrameng, your PWA has been broken for weeks. It wouldn't let me like posts ("Action Blocked"), and the descriptions of my photo posts are not persisted (no descriptions under my recent posts on the PWA or as observed by other clients, including native).
What is up? 😒
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"text": "Hey #edu407Fall19 #edu407 good primer on schema theory theeffortfuleducator.com/2019/09/18/bui\u2026 help with content knowledge vs comprehension strategy case study (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/GaknH)",
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"text": "Considering the shape of a story before we shape our stories in #edu106 edu106.jgregorymcverry.com/2019/big-mothe\u2026 h/t to @cogdog @jimgroom and rest of #ds106 crew for lesson.\nNeed to add a credit page to my class. (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/h4ErC)",
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"text": "Yes quantified self is a hobby that often declines with children. Been trying to document my own learning more and I set up each pf my kids with a blog\nsportstalk.jgregorymcverry.com\ndogzone.jgregorymcverry.com\nlegomaster.jgregorymcverry.com\n#edu106\n#mb (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/8907x)",
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"text": "Nice job customizing the images. Doing a charity event for your \"do something\" is a perfect final for #edu106 (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/1AB3oC)",
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"text": "Wow Quanae!!! This amazing. I can't wait to hear how you remixed the collage for the selfie project. #edu106 edu106.jgregorymcverry.com/2019/make-a-se\u2026 (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/182700)",
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"text": "Krista this is a cool selfie project (h/t to @kimjaxon for designing task). How did you design this? Where did the quotes come from #edu106 (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/2gz7HQ)",
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“In the beginning we invented a new grid for each commission, but then we found out that you only need four or five basic grids in total. So we had these grids printed in grey; the office was full of piles of paper grids.”
—Total Design founder Wim Crouwel fantasticman.com/men/wim-crouwel
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"When we are actively engaging in a behavior, we cannot really tolerate facing our complicity in the proliferation of terrible shit." @hipsobriety on IG instagram.com/p/B2t1CzfHY1n/
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Come join us in person or remote for @IndieWebCamp NYC. Hear our featured keynote speaker @arush explain while HTML rather than the image above are better for a more inclusive web.
htttps://2019.indieweb.org/nyc Oct 5-6th, Pace University, NYC
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