Photo day is hard to take seriously. But seriously please go see the debut of Great Personalities LOL (@PersonalityLOL)! Tonight 9/22 at @thepitnyc Striker Stage! thepit-nyc.com/events/sunday-โ€ฆ
Backyard hydroponics update: upon2020.com/blog/2019/09/bโ€ฆ
Portland in a tweet: just watched a car with the license plate LFT WNG run a stop sign and almost hit a couple crossing the road.
I want every site that does algorithmic selection and ordering of recommendations to have a "stop showing me this crap" button. So much I _really_ do not care about, and much I actively dislike. @netflix @amazon @hulu @youtube I'm talking to you.
Two days in a row! Diggin' @AMCTheaters A-List! (@ AMC Loews Shore 8 - @amctheatres in Huntington, NY) swarmapp.com/c/c1Gx6Dp88P0
LMFAO yalllllll magic on here
May I present to you: Marvel Haunted House video 2019 edition.
The future we're in
I'M GOING TO CRY LAUGHING twitter.com/70squill/statuโ€ฆ
Apple running y'all for money and it's mostly for an aesthetic lol
Consider yourself warned. f-st.co/sQhGzMH

Hanging with the fam #attnyy first game for Ben and Dan (and me!!!) John and mom veterans.

Hanging with the fam #attnyy first game for Ben and Dan (and me!!!) John and mom veterans.
Hanging with the #yankees

Hanging with the #yankees

First time at my home office since July! I forgot how much I love this setup. (wide-angle lens makes the left monitor look huge. They're both 27")
"bruh I love steak" That's be the call sign lol
You've been kidnapped. Your kidnappers allow you to keep tweeting to pretend everything is alright. What would you tweet that would alarm your followers without the kidna...
This. The production of diary (bovine milk) is borderline mass rape of these animals
Marcus ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ”ช https://twitter.com/rcvrngcarnist
I canโ€™t wait until people stop calling cowโ€™s breast milk โ€œnormal milkโ€ ๐Ÿคฎ If you had to masturbate the bull, forcibly impregnate the cow with your hands, steal...
Lmfaooo eye on the road at all times
Not Samantha ๐Ÿ https://twitter.com/LilSleepyBih
I was twerking in wynwood and caught this mans attention ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)
Landed before we boarded! โ€” with anomalily