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"text": "Photo day is hard to take seriously.\n\nBut seriously please go see the debut of Great Personalities LOL (@PersonalityLOL)! Tonight 9/22 at @thepitnyc Striker Stage!\nthepit-nyc.com/events/sunday-\u2026",
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"text": "Portland in a tweet: just watched a car with the license plate LFT WNG run a stop sign and almost hit a couple crossing the road."
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I want every site that does algorithmic selection and ordering of recommendations to have a "stop showing me this crap" button. So much I _really_ do not care about, and much I actively dislike. @netflix@amazon@hulu@youtube I'm talking to you.
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"text": "I want every site that does algorithmic selection and ordering of recommendations to have a \"stop showing me this crap\" button. So much I _really_ do not care about, and much I actively dislike. @netflix @amazon @hulu @youtube I'm talking to you.",
"html": "I want every site that does algorithmic selection and ordering of recommendations to have a \"stop showing me this crap\" button. So much I _really_ do not care about, and much I actively dislike. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/netflix\">@netflix</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/amazon\">@amazon</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/hulu\">@hulu</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/YouTube\">@youtube</a> I'm talking to you."
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"text": "Hanging with the fam #attnyy first game for Ben and Dan (and me!!!) John and mom veterans.",
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"text": "First time at my home office since July! I forgot how much I love this setup. (wide-angle lens makes the left monitor look huge. They're both 27\")"
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You've been kidnapped. Your kidnappers allow you to keep tweeting to pretend everything is alright. What would you tweet that would alarm your followers without the kidna...
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"text": "\"bruh I love steak\"\n\nThat's be the call sign lol"
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"text": "You've been kidnapped. Your kidnappers allow you to keep tweeting to pretend everything is alright. What would you tweet that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?\n\n\"And then I put in the exact amount of garlic the recipe called for.\""
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I canโt wait until people stop calling cowโs breast milk โnormal milkโ ๐คฎ
If you had to masturbate the bull, forcibly impregnate the cow with your hands, steal...
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"text": "This. The production of diary (bovine milk) is borderline mass rape of these animals"
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"text": "I can\u2019t wait until people stop calling cow\u2019s breast milk \u201cnormal milk\u201d \ud83e\udd2e\n\nIf you had to masturbate the bull, forcibly impregnate the cow with your hands, steal the babies, and shoot the males in the head - it wouldn\u2019t be so \u201cnormal\u201d would it?\n\n#DitchDairy",
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