OH “I've reached the point of my depression where a compliment sounds like an insult.”
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I am working on a little something toxic... (sound essential)
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I can't scroll Twitter on a plane - y'all be wyling lol
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Lol y'all really just don't learn
Artificial intelligence (AI) and face recognition technology is being used for the first time in job interviews in the UK to identify the best candidates. telegraph.co.uk...
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Bruh that ng is a little too close to what I thought it was tbh
Hey Angular developers!
👨🎓👩🎓Would you like to master NgRx state management library? What are the benefits of it and do you even need it at all?
I have...
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Thrilled to see @the_corres come to life, and to have assisted in the birth.
thecorrespondent.com
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1 down, 3 @oktadev workshops to go. On my way from PHX to OKC... (@ Concourse B15 - B28 in Phoenix, AZ) swarmapp.com/c/j8vPnVgS8NY
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Okay, hear me out Seattle: an attraction at the top of the Space Needle where you take photos with a cardboard cutout of Don Cheadle. Call it the Space Cheadle.
You’re welcome.
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And again for the audience in the back: when you win an argument, stop talking.
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West coast people can be passive aggressive af and manipulative in a way I didn't know existed before I moved to Cali.
I'm glad I know now that (Black) people like that...
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Yoooo I was just telling someone this about me lmfaoo
#EasyRestingKings lol
I literally always pass out on planes, as I was hopping off,the two flight attendants started laughing, and called me sleeping beauty because they couldn’t wake me up, ...
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OK, fine, I'll throw my shirt into the ring here with #HotNerdFall 🔥🤓🍂
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Who's going to @AfroTech in Oakland this year?
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Bruh lol can someone tell me what this is supposed to be?
I keep saying it and not getting it (the actual dish)
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Deadass. I gotta flip my hand over twice to make it work
Airport bathrooms have racist sinks
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New post: Plaidophile: Updates beesbuzz.biz/blog/9181-Upda…
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I am a nigga off twitter i am not Raymour and Flanigan
twitter.com/seisgods/statu…
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