Lmfao I really only see this company as a partial troll
Teslaβs Smart Summon feature is already causing chaos in parking lots across America theverge.com/2019/9/30/2089β¦
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Still more this haha π
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This is so fucking nasty omg
The teeth are too intact
You can buy this rotting, screen-used TMNT III Leonardo suit if you want.
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LRT lol bruh I've been told that before and I couldn't respond
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A thread @thetrudz posted recently about accessibility to people and the internet got me thinking a bit tbh. I had cut down how many people I followed because it was trapping me on here
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Bruh y'all on 200000 on this damn app lol
When she says she's on her period but you don't care...
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Hi, I'm Clark and I love my job. Lemme go buy a house in Brooklyn and get rid of those ni-
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Whereβs the craziest place youβve nutted, I mean ate corn nuts
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Hillary Clinton Defends Joe Biden After Controversy About How He Interacts with Women and Girls: 'Get Over It' peoplem.ag/rJ1lh6b
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We hit the point where making apps is a synonym for writing Webpack configuration files to avoid writing straight up ES6, CSS and HTML.
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Whelp, luck ran out tonight. Flight to OKC delayed 3 hours. May be even later (they've pushed it out twice now)
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This is WILD.
I built an iOS 13 Shortcut that will pull the latest changes in my repo via @WorkingCopyApp, then grab a particular file out of that repo and open it up in @ulyssesapp for me to edit.
MIND. BLOWN. π€―
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OH βI've reached the point of my depression where a compliment sounds like an insult.β
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I am working on a little something toxic... (sound essential)
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I can't scroll Twitter on a plane - y'all be wyling lol
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Lol y'all really just don't learn
Artificial intelligence (AI) and face recognition technology is being used for the first time in job interviews in the UK to identify the best candidates. telegraph.co.uk...
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Bruh that ng is a little too close to what I thought it was tbh
Hey Angular developers!
π¨βππ©βπWould you like to master NgRx state management library? What are the benefits of it and do you even need it at all?
I have...
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Thrilled to see @the_corres come to life, and to have assisted in the birth.
thecorrespondent.com
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1 down, 3 @oktadev workshops to go. On my way from PHX to OKC... (@ Concourse B15 - B28 in Phoenix, AZ) swarmapp.com/c/j8vPnVgS8NY
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