Finished reading: My Squirrel Days by Ellie Kemper (ISBN 9781501163364)

The @Twitter app's latest bullshit of not allowing the copying of a tweet's URL if it's from a ๐Ÿ”’ account is a hill I'll always cheerfully die on. DON'T FUCK WITH MY URLs โ˜ ๏ธ
So good news/bad news: Good news: I logged out/logged into iCloud and now my iPad has a working keychain again! Bad news: iCloud photos arent syncing correctly anymore! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Keychain's been broken on my iPad Pro ever since the first public beta of 13. I'm scared to upgrade my iPhone to 13 now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Happy Caturday

Petition for me to choreograph a skating program to this and then perform it melting glaciers
Road Blocking Beats bit.ly/2M3QBGY
The air quality is Unhealthy in Santa Monica, Camden Avenue! See more details on: airvisual.com/usa/californiaโ€ฆ
Panera Bread
Fires making LA a smokey mess. Big thanks to our firefighters.
Awwww yeeeah... (@ Gate 4 in Little Rock, AR) swarmapp.com/c/2yjfX5FPSuj
Dear every loud car owner, You aren't cool. You are an asshole. Fix your car. Love, Kitt.
It's a beautiful day here in Little Rock. So, naturally my @Delta flight is delayed forcing me to take later connecting flight. Again.
Have you ever wanted someone to explain health insurance terms to you while a giant cat naps behind them? Well you're in luck with the first video episode of @ohmydollar youtube.com/watch?v=fVmzeuโ€ฆ

Cassidy>China Doll>Ripple.

Thank you RH

Milo the kitten is my monster under the bed for day 11 #inktober #comictober. Prompts today were #UnderTheBed and #snow. Milo loves to crawl around unpause down under the bed, attacking any stray limb that gets too near an edge. #comictober2019 #inktober2019 #kitten #monster
Hey, look, Iโ€™m 40! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚
Pretty place to have breakfast! (at @CapitalHotel in Little Rock, AR) swarmapp.com/c/11uJOFrYyRI
Post-conference burger funtimes w/ @evaferreira92 @smazey @baelathefox ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’• (@ Flippin' Burgers - @flippin_se in Stockholm) swarmapp.com/c/8I39PDXxQNV
I am all for a more sex positive world but I am reading @thehill (granted a mess of overlayed ads, takeovers and redirects) but they are now serving up at ads for the "strong suck mastubator" flesh light...my kids in the room