This made me laugh out loud š¤£
twitter.com/simeonthefool/ā¦
SATAN: "Throw yourself from the temple, for it is written, 'He shall give his angels charge over theeā¦'"
JESUS: "lol no"
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Son I accidentally fell asleep during @CSamSim's 24 hour partner stream!! Did she make it?
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I am very excited to share @xrayfm's foray into the world of a LIVE TELETHON. Some extremely extra hats and green screen is going on right now: youtube.com/watch?v=ONbmsgā¦
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Thanks to @caffeumbria for helping support the Wedgwood Co-Op Preschool.
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Blood Donation! Full red going into a trauma bag straight to OHSU. (@ American Red Cross in Portland, OR) swarmapp.com/c/kQ1wuzTkJlY
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#BSidesPDX! Been a while since I've been to a conference in my own city!
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What if, just what if, the moon men *had* invaded and filled your head with cheese?
What if, just what if, the Obama administration, including the leadership of the Justice Department and FBI unlawfully coordinated with the DNC and the Clinton campaign t...
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wow I left Portland for a week and came back to a crisp fall smell in the air and all the leaves are turning colors and falling! š
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I've been working primarily remote for a bit over ten years now. I try to imagine commuting to an office again butāunless the work truly demanded a physical presenceā...
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TFW you just read too many horrible stories on Twitter in a rowā¦
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Unemployed niggas waking up to hop on the game
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Bruh Kanye is a Black Israelite in Atlantic Terminal with money
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Little man is too much of a clown lmfaoo he let his head bounce and everything
Anybody else son do shit like this?
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R-Rated box office congratulatory posts arenāt like the ones youāre used to...
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my dog lowkey giving me side eye since I cut her walk short today
she don't even pay rent
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Publ: Development Blog: Publ v0.5.6 released publ.beesbuzz.biz/blog/199-Publ-ā¦
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Thereās this subtle pressure Iām feeling that as an engineer progresses in their career that they should āevolveā/morph into a manager. And I donāt like that because not every engineer is capable of doing that - managing the well-being and growth ofā¦ v2.jacky.wtf/post/a2949578-ā¦
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Deadass. I'm going to actively quote you on this
Hi, please stop equating being confrontation-avoidant with being a good person. They have nothing to do with each other. A person who faces things that are uncomfortable ...
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