My six year old boy and I have been participating in a “no potty talk” competition and he has beaten me for three consecutive days. #poop
Today we are up on those new Snap Spectacles figuring out why Evan Spiegel might actually dominate in AR despite steepening competition 😎 ++ new updates on Google’s secret healthcare project from @Edpilkington and the latest woes for TikTok @kadiagoba: bit.ly/2X7v2ZU
lmfao
My girlfriend posted a photo on IG of her sitting on a guys lap. She tells me I don’t have to worry about him. So why did she put love heart emojis in the caption? I’...
this is how you know you committed lol
hellosoopgoddess🌸 https://twitter.com/SOOPGODDESS
Getting shorty off the couch and in the bed after she falls asleep is a TASK.
"I believe women are autonomous but only when I say so" like get over yourself
KonviktTV [Silly Boiz] https://twitter.com/konvikttv
I believe all woman can do whatever they want but I wanted to upload this clip and ask Twitter.... Should girls wear bras while streaming or is this OK for Twitch?
I traveled ober 8750 miles in the 24 hours.
Got a super massage (@ Aroma Spa & Sports in Los Angeles, CA) swarmapp.com/c/dTISVjBhIjg
did an unboxing video youtu.be/i6d1Ez0CNtg
Moved back to Seattle Learned a bunch of stuff Won (part of) an Emmy Made some good music Adopted two kitties Built a few small games on my own, one of which has made multiple people cry which I have very mixed feelings about
˗ˏˋ tony ˎˊ˗ https://twitter.com/stfutony
there’s only ONE MONTH left in the decade. what have you accomplished?
Mt Hood Brewing Company Tilikum Station
#BeerIsMyPassword — with Don
Shit. Am I caving in?
Your favorites, all in one place. Disney + Pixar + Marvel + Star Wars + Nat Geo. Start streaming.
why do we all know who tony hawk is. how is a professional skater so ingrained in the public conscience
I gotta post more lewd photos to weed some of my subscribers lol
Let's go! @LicenseZero gives app vendors a LOT of control over how their open source can be used. With @ZincCooperative behind this project, a photo management app in Apple's app store (apps.apple.com/us/app/plastic…), it'll be around for time to come and with the will of people!
We're happy to announce that we have released the iOS app #PlasticBullet under the @LicenseZero prosperity license. The next release of the app, will bring improved sup...
8th Ave Train Crossing

at 8th Ave Train Crossing

Plz delete this, I need to keep up the charade
Tie between engineer and IT project manager. twitter.com/puemalol/statu…
Employees were fired for advocating for *checks notes* advocating for a stronger voice for people working. Why?
Sources at Google say the two employees placed on leave were involved in labor activism & allege senior management targeted them in an act of retaliation.
I wanted this. I don't give a fuck, I'm editing this in.
"im strong, like mom" "and im happy.. im happy blablabla" man WHO WROTE THIS SHIT ? 😭😭 WHO WROTE THIS ,, wattpad could honestly nevah

Maybe don’t have an email subscription popover when I click the unsubscribe link in your email, B&H?

@dogtrax took meteo's falling up into nebula, some destroyers of stars other nurseries. Galaxy's Kiva. Which you threw in Expanse callback, match with doors & corners, given the literary bent I answered folded with Liu Cixin (won't explain spolier)