My stomach hurts lmfaooo I'm so going to buy that Jesus game to just talk shit the entire time
Lmfaooo y'all ain't shit sonnnn
Bruh how you supposed to beat the cross level?
Where's the mod to fix Jesus's skin?!?!
I Am Jesus Christ is a real game based on the New Testament. Watch the announcement trailer here:
She was trying to play Death Note in real life smhhhhh
CNN International https://twitter.com/cnni
A 12-year-old girl has been arrested after she threatened to kill students at her middle school in Florida, authorities said. cnn.it/2RJuokX
Wow the magic of *check notes* Cornering the whole market when it comes to film and content.
Thanks to a record number of billion-dollar blockbusters, Disney has become the first studio in history to surpass $10 billion at the worldwide box office bit.ly/2LAyKqu
Lol Pete is mad people in tech who be like "I'm doing good" but keeping abusers in their midst and taking money for kidnapping kids
holy shit a kid asked pete if he will help take big money out of politics and stop having closed-door fundraisers with billionaires pete's response? a curt "no"
Obviously I'm just scrolling
Fishing contributes Massively to the murdering of the ocean.
Alternative NOAA https://twitter.com/altNOAA
The fish are gone. Brace yourselves. When the oceans die, we die. npr.org/2019/12/08/785…
Alright time to do the "unhealthy" thing and watch anime until my TV timer hits or I sleep!
Yo deadass I be saying this lol
My goto response to “I follow you on twitter” is “i’m sorry”
Nigga lmfaoooooo
OT Genasis is a fucking FOOL LMAOO
Lmfaooooo this guy
Considering the impact Silicon Valley has on our lives, I’m surprised how rarely pop culture gets it right. To understand how it works today, you should watch @SiliconH...
Yo so the issue of time travel in #WatchmenHBO is called the bootstrap theory! When someone plants something for themselves that creates a loop. The series on Netflix "Dark" is all around it and it's so good!
Lmfaoooooooo son I choked on WATER
They not gone make flying cars cause y’all tanks stay on E . I can see it now mfs Fallin out the sky talkin bout “ I know my car”🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣😂
Sharine Taylor 🇯🇲 https://twitter.com/shharine
Can ‘hustle culture’ become a detriment to your health? thestar.com/life/health_we…
Bette Meddler send tweet
What’s wrong with this picture?
a.k.a.: welcome to Humans 😬😪
👩‍💻 DynamicWebPaige 🔜 #NeurIPS2019 https://twitter.com/DynamicWebPaige
"For every good thing that occurs on Twitter, multiple tragedies are simultaneously brought into existence. There is a law of quantum physics that as soon as the tweet o...
Holy smokes, this talk is everything 😭😭😭💜 Please go and watch it now! 👀 You can thank Rachel later…
Perhaps this is timely. May I present my talk on handling big life changes from #BrazilJS: buff.ly/2ZfyAh3
#WatchmenHBO and its fan service!!!!!!
See on billboard on 101: "Missing-critical Artificial Intelligence". Makes you wonder whether perhaps the human version would have been more mission-critical (as it seems to have been missing when writing this slogan).