Just a typical day at the @adobe office. Cass and I got our legs squeezed with the @NTRecovery while coworking.
I got asked this once but to like to do the yicky yicky and I mentally rebooted while crossing the street lol
Yo a lady just came and sat at my desk and asked “So when are you gonna ask me out on a date Chris?” Ma’am.
What kind of bender do you think you’d be? Like from the **#AvatarTheLastAirbender** series.
Yo, fuck patent trolls, FOR REAL. Also copyright is a fucking weapon of abuse. zdnet.com/article/russia…

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Companies who use this for recruiting aren’t a place I could suggest to work at. https://t.co/cx3loPpc7V
Struggling to "increase diversity" in your ads? Use AI to generate fake photos of people from "different ethnic backgrounds" (without having to actually work with those p...
Having a lot of fun at my barista job discussing the UK election with customers.
(sets a timer for about five weeks before harassers use this as a means to target people with no record) https://t.co/uYdTCkKp1O
Meet Yap! Real-time, disposable chat with no logs for all your trash-talking needs. Or as @richziade writes ”What’s the business model? Who gives a shit!” postligh...
I don’t want to hear shit about “omg healthcare is hard”. People BLOWING DOLLARS https://t.co/d9m9kpL4Cu
The House today overwhelmingly passed a $738 billion compromise defense policy bill that would create a Space Force as the newest military service politico.com/news/2019...
I can’t wait to be back out on the East Coast. About to cause some mayhem right quick.
Inclusive documentation. https://t.co/cktNtEZL9l
Complete the sentence: Any design is automatically improved by adding _________________
The feedback now is probably reflective but also who are the people they’re polling. I can’t recall a time anyone has been. Like I’d love to do this. https://t.co/FzTFkVfChr
Barack Obama has something like a 95% approval rating with Black people. Whatever you see from the Twitter left trashing him is not representative of Black people at-larg...
that's ... not a good thing?!
Take me out yo rotation https://twitter.com/double_cupp_me
I’ve tweeted 100 times worse. This light work twitter.com/jackyalcine/st…
Might as well go and delete this
Take me out yo rotation https://twitter.com/double_cupp_me
I would never date an Ethiopian woman because I had Ethiopian food the other day and it was so trash and I can’t eat that shit for the rest of my life. Wrapped my food ...
Had a lot of fun chatting about startups glorifying the hustle alongside @eringriffith on @TheTakeaway: wnycstudios.org/podcasts/takea…
Twitter CEO @jack Dorsey dropped a bombshell announcement yesterday about the decentralized, open-protocol-based future of Twitter (@bluesky), and we're here to talk about it and what it means for the "fediverse" and the open web! 🎉 jaredwhite.com/podcast/45/
“Link in Bio” is a slow knife by @anildash anildash.com/2019/12/10/lin…
I'm a full stop engineer.
Just leaving this here...
LMAO I 100% love this generation
I suspended a student and he sent me a dm on IG saying “you a bitch 💯”