Here’s a fun meme: type “I’m sorry for” and then let your brain complete the rest. Then send it to your adult child who refuses to speak to you anymore and see if they believe you.
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"text": "Bro. I'm beyond that, I am going to look forward to face to face convos in 2020. I'm Diamond, I have the miles to spare.",
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Should anyone still be wondering why I moved to this country? The Estonians' priorities are rather flawless 😘👌 (@ Tallinn Christmas Market in Tallinn, Harju) swarmapp.com/c/4tQYLVPVzl2
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"text": "Yo my partner is going to be so happy.\nWhen I get one that is.\nAnyone got a coupon code for partners?"
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The only thing I've never experienced while moving is broker fees. There's a certain class of building (renovated, disconnected from community, isolationist) that tends to have it.
Not always but it's definitely a thing.
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"text": "Hey \ud83d\udc4b Taipei\u4f60\u597d. See you soon. \u2708\ufe0f (@ Los Angeles International Airport in Los Angeles, CA) swarmapp.com/c/0mEWhgToLXX",
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