I get this out of the way QUICK
PRE-KARDASHIAN KANYE https://twitter.com/CushKobain
My text messages when they turn green.
people trying to glow up and marketing teams taking advantage of it
Kimberly Nicole Foster https://twitter.com/KimberlyNFoster
What’s with the obsession with skincare routines right now? Late capitalism has taken everything from us except the desire for good skin.
L-M-F-A-O this is wild b/c I quite literally did this: launchpad.net/speechcontrol launchpad.net/wintermute My god
Ramsey Nasser https://twitter.com/ra
me at 22: wow there sure are a lot of open source projects out there that were started and never finished I wonder why that is??? me at 32: ah I see
This photo yelled at me in "go outside more you coward"
💚 twitter.com/natkta/status/…
this explains it I told you, I'm medium ugly
If u not pregnant by now then u just ugly
IT ALWAYS WAS. ACTIVATE THE HOUSE PARTY PROTOCOL! https://t.co/wawHz54DKA
IRON MAN 3 has been officially declared a Christmas movie by @Marvel themselves! bit.ly/2Sqe9JI
https://t.co/UC4eaTRMY1
‘The new trophy wife in tech isn’t the hot young model. It’s the most brilliant, accomplished woman you can get to give up her career to have your kids.’ - a wom...
legit? five years ago, I had this for vim. and it was def faster than looking up stuff on the Web. local docs > *
only Nigerian thats not in West Africa RN. https://twitter.com/UcheOfforjebe
Get me this.
When you almost die, but the party must still go on 😂🔥🔥
sTaNdArDs sHoUlD bE uNiVeRsAl nah son NAH
Black Midwife 🇳🇬 https://twitter.com/SassyE
Look at this shit lmfaoo
Less than an hour (@ THSR Taichung Station in 台中市 Taichung) swarmapp.com/c/iJHWGS34oBd
fuck that shit, I ain't sharing
2020 is going to be everyone’s year. I’m calling it.
Border Control on their F5s https://t.co/X0HaoxLDif
BREAKING: Santa Claus has departed the North Pole
Me and a few heads were on a VC saying just this during the voting, lol. This is like House of Cards: Lite Edition
As Trump continues acting like a petulant child, I now hope that @SpeakerPelosi does NOT deliver the articles of impeachment. McConnell, Graham and the rest of the GOP ...
- nudes - to talk shit - give content to prior posts that ain't privy to everyone
What do people use their close friends for?
LMFAO this nigga is SO dumb. Like https://t.co/lbePKCXFJE
STAY WOKE MY BROTHERS 👀💯
The last time I was here, I was MADLY in love.
City of New York https://twitter.com/nycgov
'Twas the night before Christmas.
son 1% lmfaooooooo I can't
I'm pretending to be busy at home by being on the computer because everyone ate and lounging around
Man I saw this and thought of people who'd love this def @le_debut and @Drunkn_Buddha for sure
Everybody Hates Rich https://twitter.com/Corporate_Rich
Stepped into the lab. #HolidaySeason