<proceeds to mute @taylorcrumpton for an hour> lol
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If you go to a cafe/restaurant today, please tip well. We’re slammed because most places are closed. And please thank your bus driver
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TFW you get an alert about your home Internet usage hitting its limit and no one has been home in nearly a week.
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me when I check my mail and it's not a check or nudes
when you been Satan all year, mama got you back 😭♥️🎅🏾
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I RT all of my people shooting their shot.
We need to support!!!
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perf is so much better in the browser imo
Strongly considering uninstalling all Slack desktop apps and only using it in the browser. I think this would be healthier for me _and_ my computers.
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It’s the season of giving and I’m ready to [redacted] the [redacted] out of [redacted redacted redacted]
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Happy Christmas to you all, and to all a good night!
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That one time I tried to cut my own hair.
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LOLOLLOL yo he successfully deleted this
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SHOOOOODYAAA FOR THE JOUUUMOOOUUU
Look at this big ass pot.
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oh y'all trying to revive everything
teach me how to DOUG-ie😂😂
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they made all this food I don’t eat 🙃
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Business card goals:
"My Business Card Runs Linux"
thirtythreeforty.net/posts/2019/12/…
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Should I start an onlyfans?
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This explains why my shit stay dryyyyy!!!! https://t.co/L4IQQgBUvB
“Any young man getting a lot of girls has a very bleak future.”
-Mommy
BOOM. Tell that to your loser kappa crush. 😊
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to celebrate jesus birthday here's a video of him singing in the subway
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