HYDRATE PEOPLE
naughty lister extraordinaire https://twitter.com/daniellecanyell
how your liver feels on New Year's Eve knowing all that alcohol is coming its way
I made a tasty Christmas dinner! Slow-roasted standing rib roast with sage gravy, roasted asparagus with sous vide egg, and the most amazing au-gratin potatoes I’ve ever tasted. Success! #MerryChristmas #FoodieCooking 🎄🥩🥔🌲🥚
#smallpoems
Does one whisper
histories
To the
Ghost of
Christmas Never Was
Dribbling deeply into
Holiday mysteries
Sibling memories
seeping past
Time sleeping
In The Next Place
Glances stolen
In your cousin's face
hands out stretched
To a present not
Far fetched
With our
Souls to
Catch your dreams
And most of the time the extra work goes into things that could have been avoided if management had done a bit more thinking upfront, or listened to their people better.
If your company requires you to work nights and weekends, your company is broken. This is a managerial problem, not your problem. This is a process problem, not a persona...
THIS lmfaooo
PrincessJasmine. https://twitter.com/Ducky_6
Y’all talk about Guyanese ppl allll year on this app but then want our Pepperpot on big Christmas Day
<proceeds to mute @taylorcrumpton for an hour> lol
If you go to a cafe/restaurant today, please tip well. We’re slammed because most places are closed. And please thank your bus driver
TFW you get an alert about your home Internet usage hitting its limit and no one has been home in nearly a week.
me when I check my mail and it's not a check or nudes
Clair Huxtable ✨ https://twitter.com/gwendolynj_
when you been Satan all year, mama got you back 😭♥️🎅🏾
I RT all of my people shooting their shot. We need to support!!!
perf is so much better in the browser imo
Senior Oops Engineer https://twitter.com/ReinH
Strongly considering uninstalling all Slack desktop apps and only using it in the browser. I think this would be healthier for me _and_ my computers.
same son saaame
It’s the season of giving and I’m ready to [redacted] the [redacted] out of [redacted redacted redacted]
Happy Christmas to you all, and to all a good night!
That one time I tried to cut my own hair.
LOLOLLOL yo he successfully deleted this
Or...... OR.... 😂😭
SHOOOOODYAAA FOR THE JOUUUMOOOUUU
Look at this big ass pot.
oh y'all trying to revive everything
teach me how to DOUG-ie😂😂
my life (3x) lol
they made all this food I don’t eat 🙃
can I have two?