I, for one, welcome our Mom-in-Chief. Give this woman a chair! (At the Resolute Desk, that is!) #TeamWarren
Watch this man crash Elizabeth Warren's town hall and accuse her of ‘siding with terrorists’ after GOP Rep. Doug Collins went on Fox News this week and said Democrats...
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Hey! Did you know I have a show coming up this Tuesday with Great Personalities LOL??

I do! Join us at 9pm at the PIT Underground! Tickets $10!

https://thepit-nyc.com/events/lets-all-go-to-the-lobby/

📗 Want to read Temporary by Hilary Leichter ISBN: 9781566895668

Haha, this is bringing me great joy today.

Which emoji scissors close

Emoji representation of scissors Simulation of attempting to close those scissors around their apparent hinge. The scissors barely close and would not function in the real world.
So who do I talk to over at @ApplePodcasts about my podcast cover art (The Jared White Show) refusing to update in the directory. XML feed is all up-to-date and has been for some time. I even tried a new image renamed just to trigger something…no dice. Help!
Son this should not be funny to me - the way the video just panned into it omg
⚜️🖤 ⚜️Jizz ⚜️🖤⚜️ https://twitter.com/jweezy_504
It’s time for the world to end @ThaOnlyTJ
SHE said NO POOLS!
Brittany Chavez | #shoplatinx https://twitter.com/britchavez
If it’s not luxe I don’t want it
NO they didn't wait please?
𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖙 𝕶𝖎𝖒 💥 https://twitter.com/TheCourtKim
I don’t understand why anyone would give neck to a used gas pump in 2020 but that should say enough about how 2020 has gone so far.
people out here eating meat with blood still in it, you might as well go out and go bite it straight up in the cut
trying to figure out if I wanna link up with this person before I go
I swear to God, why is 30 just RACING TOWARD ME?!?!
72 sheesh
How old will you be this year?
Filed a Hugo static site generator documentation bug this morning. Already fixed. These guys are fast! reb00ted.org/quick-notes/20…
son lol all of homie's last posts is like food/sex talk a vibe lol
Ride my face while grippin bed sheets fuckin after we fuck, takin you to the kitchen table then saving some for later is what Im on... dragon fruit smoothie bowl. Goji be...
I legit was telling my brother this this morning as we was going to work. Let them know that the waves are COOKING! the braids are RESTING! normalize the wearing of durags in 2020!
We need to remove the negative connotation behind the Durag.
Come on, @BankofAmerica - you charge me an annual fee on a card I've had for 8 years, that I haven't used in months, and when I call to ask for a pro-rated refund within a week of the fee, you say no?! Hope it costs less than $75 for you to gain a new customer to replace me.
WAFFLE GANG GANG
duretti hirpa ✨ https://twitter.com/duretti
tag yrself, i'm curly fries sun, waffle fries rising (basically, i'm a potato with potential)