I don't usually play these goofy word games on Twitter but this one was funny. I'm going to rebrand myself as: Bonkers Creek Media 😆
Your New Media company name is: your favorite adjective for "crazy" + the type of yard you grew up with + the word "Media" Mine's: "Wild Hill Media"
This is relevant to your interests @UrsulaV (also a lot of other peoples' interests)
Wombats share their fucking burrows with other animals during natural disasters what fucking brick shithouse champions send tweet! twitter.com/hamdunk/status…
Imma say this once. I like @glitch a lot. Y'all need to get with it. Y'all really living in 2009 and @glitch in 3005 my guy
I am gonna hit my $8100 deductible in March... and then switch insurance on April 1 and have to hit a whole new deductible. Lovely.
Who is that kid who wears shorts all winter, and what drives him in his quest to be purposefully underdressed? @AshleyFetters investigates. on.theatln.tc/5krRLVZ
I, for one, welcome our Mom-in-Chief. Give this woman a chair! (At the Resolute Desk, that is!) #TeamWarren
Watch this man crash Elizabeth Warren's town hall and accuse her of ‘siding with terrorists’ after GOP Rep. Doug Collins went on Fox News this week and said Democrats...
That last link wasn't working so here it is: patreon.com/ohmydollar
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Magazine shopping (@ ARTBOOK @ Hauser Wirth & Schimmel in Los Angeles, CA) swarmapp.com/c/8X8lO9Mope1
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Hey! Did you know I have a show coming up this Tuesday with Great Personalities LOL??

I do! Join us at 9pm at the PIT Underground! Tickets $10!

https://thepit-nyc.com/events/lets-all-go-to-the-lobby/

📗 Want to read Temporary by Hilary Leichter ISBN: 9781566895668

Haha, this is bringing me great joy today.

Which emoji scissors close

Emoji representation of scissors Simulation of attempting to close those scissors around their apparent hinge. The scissors barely close and would not function in the real world.
So who do I talk to over at @ApplePodcasts about my podcast cover art (The Jared White Show) refusing to update in the directory. XML feed is all up-to-date and has been for some time. I even tried a new image renamed just to trigger something…no dice. Help!
Son this should not be funny to me - the way the video just panned into it omg
⚜️🖤 ⚜️Jizz ⚜️🖤⚜️ https://twitter.com/jweezy_504
It’s time for the world to end @ThaOnlyTJ
SHE said NO POOLS!
Brittany Chavez | #shoplatinx https://twitter.com/britchavez
If it’s not luxe I don’t want it
NO they didn't wait please?
𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖙 𝕶𝖎𝖒 💥 https://twitter.com/TheCourtKim
I don’t understand why anyone would give neck to a used gas pump in 2020 but that should say enough about how 2020 has gone so far.
people out here eating meat with blood still in it, you might as well go out and go bite it straight up in the cut
trying to figure out if I wanna link up with this person before I go
I swear to God, why is 30 just RACING TOWARD ME?!?!
72 sheesh
How old will you be this year?