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    "content": {
        "text": "plot twist: humans are and build a unnecessary tolerance to bovine milk that can be made even more unnecessary if we just stop normalizing bovine milk"
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            "url": "https://twitter.com/SpicyKoreanQ/status/1217541814208647168",
            "content": {
                "text": "If you\u2019re lactose intolerant you are genetically inferior and will be forgotten in history"
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    "content": {
        "text": "exposed lol"
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        "type": "card",
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            "url": "https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1217538641649700864",
            "content": {
                "text": "raise your hand if \"CPU usage\" is still how you find outages and anomalous events on the regular\n\n(my eyes are closed, i don't fucking want to know.    i just want you to see yourself right now.)"
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                "type": "card",
                "name": "Charity Majors",
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1217659504680144897",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/YCBPesso_/status/1217623342175457286",
    "content": {
        "text": "Wheeeeeeeeeew this is a word! Did it twice and still ain't hear it"
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            "url": "https://twitter.com/YCBPesso_/status/1217623342175457286",
            "content": {
                "text": "You look dumb asf waiting on somebody who ain\u2019t even sure if they want you ."
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            "author": {
                "type": "card",
                "name": "Pesso Da \ud83d\udc10\ud83e\ude78\ud83e\ude93",
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    "content": {
        "text": "Please men tell me you're washing your beards. \n\nGranted, y'all not washing your face so it makes sense"
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                "text": "If a woman runs screaming from hair-dwelling creatures such as lice, ticks, fleas and the like, she's likely to find men with beards much less attractive, according to a new study cnn.it/35TxTsp",
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        "text": "#Youtuber meetup",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/steveklabnik/status/1217549972406665217",
    "content": {
        "text": "*another \ud83e\udd74"
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            "url": "https://twitter.com/steveklabnik/status/1217549972406665217",
            "content": {
                "text": "What a sad sad day for the web\ntwitter.com/ag_dubs/status\u2026",
                "html": "What a sad sad day for the web\n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/ag_dubs/status/1217549701945462785\">twitter.com/ag_dubs/status\u2026</a>"
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1217652973305769984",
    "content": {
        "text": "Not the man buns of Bushwick!!!!"
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            "url": "https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1217652973305769984",
            "content": {
                "text": "The progressive left is so beyond delusional that it\u2019s scary. \n\nThey live in their own little manbun Bushwick echo chamber.\ntwitter.com/agraybee/statu\u2026",
                "html": "The progressive left is so beyond delusional that it\u2019s scary. \n\nThey live in their own little manbun Bushwick echo chamber.\n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/agraybee/status/1217629518199955457\">twitter.com/agraybee/statu\u2026</a>"
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    "content": {
        "text": "Ayo who ARE you son?"
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            "url": "https://twitter.com/TomSteyer/status/1217632664154337280",
            "content": {
                "text": "Just want to say hi, America."
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                "type": "card",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/ogmaxb/status/1217266246728736771",
    "content": {
        "text": "This made me gag so hard. Couldn't even put no Vaseline on the feet"
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                "text": "lmao"
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1217645747040026627",
    "content": {
        "text": "Yo dwe on\u00e8t, mwen byen kontan nou toujou gen Kreyol k\u00f2m bagay pw\u00f2p nou yo. Franse yo tw\u00f2 snobye yo gade vit nan de tout fason."
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    "author": {
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    "content": {
        "text": "Unexpected"
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        "type": "card",
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            "content": {
                "text": "I can die happy."
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            "author": {
                "type": "card",
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1217644867897176064",
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    "content": {
        "text": "Jacky: are you going to date people from Twitter?\nJacky:"
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        "text": "Nothing like clearing out your kitchen in preparation for a suddenly-actually-happening-tomorrow kitchen remodel to be reminded of how much stuff you have that you should really get rid of."
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        "type": "card",
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1217639536815169536",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/Lexual__/status/1217638082356371456",
    "content": {
        "text": "Whole ass now being sold?!"
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                "text": "Doing TOO much"
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/AnnAnnChe/status/1217619807266168832",
    "content": {
        "text": "Son Warren came fucking READY lololol"
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    "content": {
        "text": "Oh happy day! \ud83d\ude4c\n\nApple Podcasts finally fixed the cover art for my show. If you're on the hunt for a new podcast, why not give The Jared White Show a try?\n\nRegular topics include geek fandom, open web tech, Apple products, and ethical content production.\n\npodcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the\u2026",
        "html": "Oh happy day! \ud83d\ude4c\n\nApple Podcasts finally fixed the cover art for my show. If you're on the hunt for a new podcast, why not give The Jared White Show a try?\n\nRegular topics include geek fandom, open web tech, Apple products, and ethical content production.\n\n<a href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jared-white-show/id1387528457\">podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the\u2026</a>"
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        "text": "Looking forward to Homebrew Website Club San Diego tonight! @simon_prickett @artlung\n\nhttps://events.indieweb.org/2020/01/homebrew-website-club-san-diego-7lFdwwiZJCl9",
        "html": "<p>Looking forward to Homebrew Website Club San Diego tonight! @simon_prickett @artlung\n</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://events.indieweb.org/2020/01/homebrew-website-club-san-diego-7lFdwwiZJCl9\">https://events.indieweb.org/2020/01/homebrew-website-club-san-diego-7lFdwwiZJCl9</a></p>"
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        "text": "wow the new N renovation looks great too! \ud83d\udc4f",
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        "text": "Today, Casey roasts Chris Evans, our queen @kashhill tells us why the CCPA might actually hurt privacy, and we have a new tool to mute VCs on Twitter: getrevue.co/profile/caseyn\u2026",
        "html": "Today, Casey roasts Chris Evans, our queen <a href=\"https://twitter.com/kashhill\">@kashhill</a> tells us why the CCPA might actually hurt privacy, and we have a new tool to mute VCs on Twitter: <a href=\"https://www.getrevue.co/profile/caseynewton/issues/captain-america-s-vanity-website-to-save-democracy-221152\">getrevue.co/profile/caseyn\u2026</a>"
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