Women can’t go viral without:
- tweeting about dick
- tweeting about wanting dick
- tweeting a female remix of a nigga’s tweet
- tweeting something corny
- tweeting a...
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While I do rock with this explainer, there's some stuff people don't need to know. Giving oxygen to those flames only spread them.
Yesterday on Discord: A nonblack friend asked what a "Hotep" was. The black women in chat were only too happy to explain.
But it just now occurred to me: Maybe you don't...
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But before that, a word from our resident Nazi!
Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
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My freedom is a privilege which nothing else can equal. Notwithstanding all the losses I have suffered by fire, by the injustice of knaves, by the cruelty and oppression of false hearted friends, and the perfidy of my own countrymen
-Venture Smith
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My freedom is a privilege which nothing else can equal. Notwithstanding all the losses I have suffered by fire, by the injustice of knaves, by the cruelty and oppression of false hearted friends, and the perfidy of my own countrymen
-Venture Smith
#quote (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/5fEnK)
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I would also point out that you shouldn't be using this thread to fuel *your own* impostor syndrome, but treat it as a reminder to heed your instincts when they tell you to dig deeper, to uncover & cheer on qualities in others shrouded by their self-doubt:
https://t.co/SQ14rWCUC7
Unpopular opinion for those at #YouGotThisConf:
There is a dark side to the idea of "building your personal brand".
Thread /1
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…but will gladly take the Money For Nothing™ (a.k.a. EU funds) and channel them to these folks close to us…for, umm, “safekeeping” 🙄
Orban’s rhetorics on defying compensation: “Hungarians are not racists; they don’t reject Roma people. They know that they will have to continue living together in ...
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Blon Bl-03 vs. Sony MH755. A/B testing two of the most hyped-up budget IEMs of 2019 🤗
#IEM #SonyMH755 #MH755 #BlonBl03 #bl03 #audiophile #earphones
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Nvidia drivers stopped working on Ubuntu 18.04 marcus-povey.co.uk/2020/01/19/nvi…
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people calling me crazy
like "jacky you're overreacting"
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okay random
why do Apple devices prioritize phone numbers over Apple IDs when you try to share things?
Like I don't have a mobile device with Apple but I do have a iCloud account. Why can't you share with that address?
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It took me until the age of 41 to realize that the Chefmate brand is a pun on “checkmate”
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I'm not going to be surprised about the sizing issues. Because
1) their major target market doesn't give a fuck about it
2) you're still going to end up buying their wares
mind share over market share
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Son. I spent WAY too much money at the festival today and I'm not mad.
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What a fun stream! The @doedonutspdx bearclaw was delicious and we talked about outsourcing life tasks. Here's the replay: youtu.be/gCZUAfMBLe8
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