My sister somehow snuck some face masks into my bag, lol.
She prob found the conditioner I left for her because I thought she'd like it.
Siblings are 🔥🔥
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Pro tip: do not mix up your tools when simultaneously baking bread and soldering some electronics.
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Made my 25 mile ride bike and 3 mile run goal for the week. So says @Strava. 🏃 🚲
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I’m glad we’re finally talking about this.
woke up to a text from my mom about how a wild elephant went into a Sri Lankan hotel and gently wandered around while poking stuff with his trunk
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Do y'all give your parents money when you see them if you live out of state?
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Yo #remoteWork folk, y'all know of any openings for marketing? 👁️
RT for boost
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Someone put this in recycling. Gotta bring it to the trash compactor
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Fun times this Sunday! 😜
I've nearly finished my latest essay for Simple Praxis on why I reject the Doctrine of Hell, and at so many points I thought Hmm, I bet this is similar to what @keithgiles spoke of in his book Jesus Undefeated.
So I bought it and am reading it now! 😆
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What is Google? Is it a vegetable?!
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No lie, this is NYC on a good day. Niggas looked and kept minding their business
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I am looking for reviewers to review PRs for me for the WordPress plugins in the Indieweb organization. I feel like any work I do that is part of the github.com/indieweb should have a second opinion at least. If anyone is interested, please tell me. Right now, we only have one regular reviewer other than me and I feel like we should spread it a bit. Qualifications are ability to read and discuss code critically.
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2019 annual report is happening today. Usually I spend at least 2 days working on the report, but I don't have that kind of time this year, so whatever I manage to finish today is IT. Here's my expenses ;)
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The evolution of the capacity for language: the ecological context and adaptive value of a process of cognitive hijacking: royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.10…
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Son this vegan pizza shop off Franklin attracts all of the stereotypical hipsters in the area
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I get smarter Everytime @AstroKatie posts tbh
“How big is the Universe? How many universes are there?”
Depends how you define “universe.” Our OBSERVABLE universe is around 90 billion light years in diameter,...
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Son I said the same shit just now lol.
Now it's about to be 1
When the fuck did it become Noon
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She really trying to be a woke Black woman son
The official trailer for my new documentary is here! Criminal justice reform is something that’s so important to me, and I can't wait to share these stories with all of...
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I talk about this to people a lot. It's just a bit cost prohibitive which kinda makes sense
There is a severe shortage of foster parents in the U.S.
As a result, foster children are being shuttered into emergency shelters, hostels, & youth prisons.
Meanwhile,...
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Y'all won't be ready for crop top Jacky son.
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