Wait fuck is Trinidad carnival next month?
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When Twitter tells you to stop RTing
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Encrypted email and messaging systems like Protonmail, Signal, etc provide privacy??
HahahahahahHa .....
Wake the fuck up people!
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Alright time to play Pokemon for 5 hours!!!!!!
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What?!
Did he forget his entire mayorship in NYC? Dmdjdjsiakjekwjruwjdjf
Mike Bloomberg is ready to acknowledge his white privilege, and he's hoping it'll help him with black voters. Heβs giving a speech in Tulsa soon at the site of the βB...
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#YouNetflix ruined my chances of being a bookstore owner tbh
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The firm had recently moved to the cloud and I had been retained to architect the transition and make the migration go smoothly.
They'd completed the work months before....
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3: there's countless docs (nutritionfacts.org is a great place to start) around why.
But 2 bears consideration: we didn't murder + consume animals at the scale we do today - to near addiction levels (people feel like they can't go DAYS without animal flesh in their body)
People really out here saying our ancestors ate meat because they ainβt know better .
1. They were still farmers and GATHERERS as much and hunters
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"text": "People really out here saying our ancestors ate meat because they ain\u2019t know better . \n\n1. They were still farmers and GATHERERS as much and hunters \n2. They knew far better than we do how to cleanse and regulate \n3. Veganism still isn\u2019t safe \ud83e\udd37\ud83c\udffe\u200d\u2640\ufe0f idc idc"
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why donβt folks over 30 realize if they stand against the sun/light their selfies will be dark/backlit?. i-
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My sister somehow snuck some face masks into my bag, lol.
She prob found the conditioner I left for her because I thought she'd like it.
Siblings are π₯π₯
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Pro tip: do not mix up your tools when simultaneously baking bread and soldering some electronics.
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Made my 25 mile ride bike and 3 mile run goal for the week. So says @Strava. π π²
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Iβm glad weβre finally talking about this.
woke up to a text from my mom about how a wild elephant went into a Sri Lankan hotel and gently wandered around while poking stuff with his trunk
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Do y'all give your parents money when you see them if you live out of state?
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Yo #remoteWork folk, y'all know of any openings for marketing? ποΈ
RT for boost
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Someone put this in recycling. Gotta bring it to the trash compactor
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Fun times this Sunday! π
I've nearly finished my latest essay for Simple Praxis on why I reject the Doctrine of Hell, and at so many points I thought Hmm, I bet this is similar to what @keithgiles spoke of in his book Jesus Undefeated.
So I bought it and am reading it now! π
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What is Google? Is it a vegetable?!
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