Yo WTF LMFAO
Anything
I ain't eating no buttered brick ass English muffin
Name a better breakfast than an English breakfast. I bet you can’t.
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Look. If I can pay to see titties, I will.
Ethical consumption lol
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I should make a onlyfans budget
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Imma just shut up now so I can talk shit later
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Week 03 layout of Print to Web is inspired by Kinfolk mag and brown pelicans scottgruber.me/print-to-web/0…
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Grateful Dead Jahrhundert Halle 1972-04-26.... It makes everything better. Longest bus trip in the run.
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I didn't travel with it for this trip but it's been my go-to. They're not bad. I want the black one but my model's been good.
anyone try those Quip toothbrushes?
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See I couldn't get into this lifestyle because I am not an infant, lol. I know it's about the pallet and look but FOOD is meant to power and heal your body lol
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We can and have.
But it won't be used until it harms the protected class. Everyone else will have to figure it out.
Question for the smart people.
1/4 of the world’s population is affected by water scarcity
Many U.S. states are facing shortages & it’s only getting worse.
With t...
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I dont know who needs to hear this, but be very careful of what you post on social media.
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Tell me what you’re doing with a gif
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I'm hungry as fuck. And ain't shit open in Oakland son
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Grateful Dead Jahrhundert Halle 1972-04-26.... It makes everything better. Longest bus trip in the run. (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/1kWVCU)
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Me practicing how I show a nigga what I bring to the table..
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"For Democracy To Be Possible, Technology Must Be Democratised." How many other political movements have a goal like that? Why not? /cc @diem_25 reb00ted.org/quick-notes/20…
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lmfaooooooo this face is tooo precise
When your mom says “tell me about last night” and you’re tryna figure out what she knows
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phone died so …n-the-world-is-jacky-alcine.glitch.me isn't going to update. I'm going to adjust it with the last time it was valid though,
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So, 9 hours later, I can confirm that one day is not enough time for my annual report. But made excellent progress, and should be able to release it before the end of the month as expected!
2019 annual report is happening today. Usually I spend at least 2 days working on the report, but I don't have that kind of time this year, so whatever I manage to finish...
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"text": "2019 annual report is happening today. Usually I spend at least 2 days working on the report, but I don't have that kind of time this year, so whatever I manage to finish today is IT. Here's my expenses ;)"
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Fortune cookie: “A friend’s advice will deliver great joy.”
Okay, let’s hear it, friends.
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"text": "Fortune cookie: \u201cA friend\u2019s advice will deliver great joy.\u201d\n\nOkay, let\u2019s hear it, friends."
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