Ok fellas...which tree would you prefer to hypothetically turned into by a sorceress you’ve accidentally injured with your carriage in the deep wood
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Well byte hype lasted around six seconds.
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PWA Twitter <<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I only see this every 5 minutes
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why is Sword Art Online TRENDING? lol
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a vibe I'm trying to get people into
Put me in this position baby
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Titles + blurb about post
If you were to visit someone’s blog, would you rather see a list of titles that link to the articles or the full articles ready to read in sequence?
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By accident and desperation. More of the latter than the former.
Ppl of Twitter who work in tech - how did you get into the field? 👩🏻💻
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Good Morning, Sofia. (di5.us/p/tK)
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Hisoka is a grown ass man who got hard-ons for anyone + murder; a queer perv if you may.
The other dude wants to touch boobs and doesn't know what Kleenex or boundaries are
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fuck, I should have went and got my nose pierced already
fuck fuck fuck lol
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I ACTUALLY might write my feelings about HunterxHunter in long form before March ends. I’ve recently watched it (like less than a week ago) and it’s wild fresh in my head.
I got beef with it but it’s because I had SO much hope.
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AYEEEE THIS IS FIREEEE
AYEEE
My first actual tik tok and it was for my job 🥴
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It’s because itemized engagement by way of Twitter threads is a hack on one’s reward system and helps them figure out what parts hit the most.
Also “people read less” nowadays. I’m all for blogging, I post on my site first (this too)!
https://t.co/kXlxu7Kg4m
Lately I find myself increasingly irritated by Twitter threads that should be blog posts.
Why make your knowledge hard to locate, hard to share, hard to read, hard to re...
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It still freaks me out lol and it's been like 2.5 years
The little noises my dog makes when he is asleep and dream-barking. RT if you agree.
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ack
ACK
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let's see how cool is your new name.
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people really had job aspirations at 5
5! My mom said all I was doing eating up all of the banan and having my dad read me and my other brother his school papers on math (prob why I hate math lol)
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"I told you not to do that"
cAn i dO SoMEtHing REal QuiCk
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that means I'm a dad with no kids lol
Haitian dads be waking up for work with no alarm clock 😂😂
twitter.com/fatimaxosoto/s…
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