damn when the TL bae be flirting with everyone and you not special
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
Let's stop treating each other like machines. It's okay if someone doesn't immediately respond to your email. Don't expect quick replies for every text message. The inter...
I mean high-key same. I was the same way to a lesser degree in high school. Then I picked up a book, cleaned out my earwax and grew up.
Donald Glover was calling us Black women ratchet, ghetto, nappy headed, & fetishizing Asian women back in 2011 before deleting his page & starting over. But people look a...
Microsoft would have to pay 2x my highest salary and cover my mom's insurance for me to end up there lol
Apropos of my own job hunt, I have a series of yes/no/maybe polls that I’d like you all to consider, based on your own feelings about the companies I mention. 1) Would...
why Don Lemon trending?
yo. if someone were to give you a ring (not for engagement but to kinda convince it, lol); what ring would you expect?
I've dated a white woman before, lol. For some reason, whenever I mentioned this, people look at me WILD. Like WILD.
Elle Maruska (they/them) https://twitter.com/ellle_em
What's something you've done that's so different from the sort of persona you present on here that your mutuals/Twitter friends would find it utterly uncharacteristic?
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BREAKING: We’ve confirmed that the Ring doorbell app on Android covertly shares personally identifiable information on its users with third-party companies, including F...
alright sending all of my bug reports to you my guy
Excited to announce that I’ll be joining the team over at @tiktok_us as we look to scale up the Tik Tok platform here in the U.S! variety.com/2020/digital/n…
nigga said oui oui shit lmfaoo
Ti Jènjan #BalBecue A. March 7 https://twitter.com/djrichiemix
In french Talkn that oui oui shit twitter.com/bazzthello/sta…
when you see this; reply with an ACK
Cameroon holds the record for overseeing Africa’s longest internet blackout. This documentary tells the story qz.com/africa/1349108/ via @qzafrica
lmfaooo no you didn't
Fiona Applebum Says Don't Give Shaun King Money!🍎 https://twitter.com/WrittenByHanna
There is only one woman one earth I have to please. Her name is Tessa. Not my mother, my sister, my daughters or co-workers. I will let their husbands/ boyfriends/ partn...
fuck a hyperloop or cybertruck GIVE ME THIS PLEASE
I want her so fucking much
some people really DON'T KNOW
something about stretching $16.87 for 5 days really built my character
Another fucking WIN
Great news! My bill #AB345 passed the Assembly Floor. This bill requires @calnatresources to develop health and safety regulations to protect children, families and wor...
I actually wrote 500 words today! But for my blog :)
taylor “hot girl” crumpton https://twitter.com/taylorcrumpton
freelance writer check-in !!! how many words y’all got in today??
LOL this got more engagement than the OP
silento ima be honest bro, you whipped and nae nae’d and now absolutely no one knows who you are bro, and i KNOW your going to read this because you get no twitter inte...
nigga nooooo lol
Kobe Bryant Was A Planned Killing Just Like They Tried To Get Me. I Dodged The Ambush Dont Trust Nobody This A Big Dirty Industry.
ma'am
full-snack developer https://twitter.com/daniamluc
g-suite? more like g-spot amirite