Alright obvs the opps lll https://t.co/ZkmsPTBPAO
You in LA and not exploring. Hit the bungalow find a nice white woman
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HOOKAH?
I understand doing this religiously/spiritually but for recreational reasons? Nah.
Hollywood hookah
twitter.com/jackyalcine/st…
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what does one do in LA after 5 PM?
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Javascript one-liner for detecting the gender of a person in a photograph (using your favorite imaging library of choice):
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Pokémon Go: weather gives your Pokémon necessary stat boosts
Also Pokémon Go: careful, there’s weather happening!
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1 like on this tweet = 1 like on this tweet
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They won't say it but LEAVE THE WING AND COME HOME https://t.co/gaowLxk3jK
If you are interested in joining Ethel’s Club but are unable to join due to cancellation fees, we will liberate a significant portion so that you can be a part of the m...
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Blockchain is the new multi level marketing scam.
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I'm only 12 minutes into the series finale of #TheGoodPlace and I'm already swimming in a puddle of tears.
How can I even get to the end?! Holy forking shirtballs. 😭😭😭
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📗 Want to read Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir ISBN: 9781250313225
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📗 Want to read Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir ISBN: 9781250313195
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Lol this is called being center leaning
The only way to change someone’s mind is to validate where they’re coming from and give them your perspective without undermining there’s. Being adversarial will ge...
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Living up to that last name!!!
My essay will be available on Marvel's site next month. 🎉
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Interestingly enough, The Year of Linux on the Desktop is 2020, because there is no such thing as a desktop app anymore. All you need is a web browser and 32 GB of RAM to be able to run all of your trash web apps. OS doesn't matter.
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Desktop computing is in a sad place. Nearly every app is now a terrible web app wrapped in Electron. I have 16 GB of RAM in my MacBook Pro and am constantly swapping. I pine for the days of high quality, native desktop apps.
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Me: *moans about coronavirus tweets*
@anomiseditrix: “Well, as a former epidemiologist and microbiologist, one thing I can tell you…”
🤯😵😲 hanging out with Jenn is always a goddamn wicked rollercoaster ride 💜
@anomiseditrix I'm very used to "oh well of course you'd do!<3" when turns out you used to do the umpteenth <wild thing>, or the "oh I should brush up on my <language> be...
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"text": "@anomiseditrix I'm very used to \"oh well of course you'd do!<3\" when turns out you used to do the umpteenth <wild thing>, or the \"oh I should brush up on my <language> before I go\"-s but my Tatiana is my new fav with whom I better get used to this too:'D<3 twitter.com/TatianaTMac/st\u2026",
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