Starfleet: wow we need an intelligence agency
Random person with pointy ears: I’ll do it! Trust me I’m a Vulcan! Not a Romulan! Pro tip Romulans look just like us to you so you need a Vulcan, LIKE ME, so you can tell them apart!
Starfleet: seems legit
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yesssssssssssssssssssssss lmfaoooooo
New in Emoji 13.0: Pinched Fingers, with skin tone support #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/pinched-finger…
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New in Emoji 13.0: Disguised Face #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/disguised-face/
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Just so people know, we can vote and back emoji to be created. I want the power rangers to be included lol
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I can't do them, lol. Like I freak out and get uncomfortable. Last time I went to one was in the Bronx
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Alright obvs the opps lll https://t.co/ZkmsPTBPAO
You in LA and not exploring. Hit the bungalow find a nice white woman
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HOOKAH?
I understand doing this religiously/spiritually but for recreational reasons? Nah.
Hollywood hookah
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what does one do in LA after 5 PM?
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Javascript one-liner for detecting the gender of a person in a photograph (using your favorite imaging library of choice):
function detectPersonGender(photograph) {
return "UNSURE, MAYBE ASK THEM, BUT ONLY IF IT ACTUALLY MATTERS FOR SOME REASON";
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Pokémon Go: weather gives your Pokémon necessary stat boosts
Also Pokémon Go: careful, there’s weather happening!
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1 like on this tweet = 1 like on this tweet
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They won't say it but LEAVE THE WING AND COME HOME https://t.co/gaowLxk3jK
If you are interested in joining Ethel’s Club but are unable to join due to cancellation fees, we will liberate a significant portion so that you can be a part of the m...
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Blockchain is the new multi level marketing scam.
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I'm only 12 minutes into the series finale of #TheGoodPlace and I'm already swimming in a puddle of tears.
How can I even get to the end?! Holy forking shirtballs. 😭😭😭
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