I still don't fully understand the keto diet. Like y'all ducking the energy your body needs to force it to do something it shouldn't be doing a lot? Instead of carbs, we're consuming <checks notes> fats?
I see what y'all are aiming and y'all did more than most (attribution and homage). Respect.
THIS is the PETA #SuperBowl ad the @NFL apparently didn’t want you to see and pressured @FOXSports to snub. It envisions a world where respect is the right of every b...
Mine’s an anthropomorphic human
Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 https://twitter.com/itslittletunny
good morning to the furries, whats your fursona?
Starfleet: wow we need an intelligence agency Random person with pointy ears: I’ll do it! Trust me I’m a Vulcan! Not a Romulan! Pro tip Romulans look just like us to you so you need a Vulcan, LIKE ME, so you can tell them apart! Starfleet: seems legit
yesssssssssssssssssssssss lmfaoooooo
New in Emoji 13.0: Pinched Fingers, with skin tone support #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/pinched-finger…
New default
New in Emoji 13.0: Disguised Face #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/disguised-face/
Just so people know, we can vote and back emoji to be created. I want the power rangers to be included lol
New in Emoji 13.0: Smiling Face With Tear #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/smiling-face-w…
I can't do them, lol. Like I freak out and get uncomfortable. Last time I went to one was in the Bronx
strip club
Alright obvs the opps lll https://t.co/ZkmsPTBPAO
You in LA and not exploring. Hit the bungalow find a nice white woman
HOOKAH? I understand doing this religiously/spiritually but for recreational reasons? Nah.
Hollywood hookah twitter.com/jackyalcine/st…
what does one do in LA after 5 PM?
Javascript one-liner for detecting the gender of a person in a photograph (using your favorite imaging library of choice): function detectPersonGender(photograph) { return "UNSURE, MAYBE ASK THEM, BUT ONLY IF IT ACTUALLY MATTERS FOR SOME REASON"; }
Pokémon Go: weather gives your Pokémon necessary stat boosts Also Pokémon Go: careful, there’s weather happening!
1 like on this tweet = 1 like on this tweet
They won't say it but LEAVE THE WING AND COME HOME https://t.co/gaowLxk3jK
If you are interested in joining Ethel’s Club but are unable to join due to cancellation fees, we will liberate a significant portion so that you can be a part of the m...
2,5, 9
Blockchain is the new multi level marketing scam.
Have a penguin. 🇦🇶
I'm only 12 minutes into the series finale of #TheGoodPlace and I'm already swimming in a puddle of tears. How can I even get to the end?! Holy forking shirtballs. 😭😭😭
Windows looking good.