Talk about a One Child Policy. <rim shot>
Baby tracking app design is really... something.
The 5yo asked about all the signs showing up in our neighborhood so we made some campaign slogans of our own. They… took some unexpected turns.
So when is @unicode going to finally ratify a [+1] & [this] emoji so we can move on with our lives? 🤔 (*=as far away from Slack as humanly possible)
"Y' need naught walk five hundred miles Just to get one-hundred scored" 🎤🎶
If it's not 100 are you even trying?
god fucking damn it I broke my nail this took me a MONTH to grow out fucking

Introspective Knots A #poetryport poem

She turns up to 11ty, guess who she sees? Static boi rockin' up Net-li-fy 🎤🎶 (I just rlly, reaallly <3 Avril, okay!?)
In a scale from 1 to 10, go all the way to 11ty! I’ve never used it but the phrase sounds cool. Volume at 11 is also a common joke w/ guitar players who want to play l...
"Leave it to me baybeh--ahh-aa, ahh-aa." (yes, we are totally doing this Karaoke-themed from nao on, srry not sorry, I don't make the rules)
xnoɹǝʃ uɐıɹq https://twitter.com/brianleroux
I love it because it only generates the client code I'm asking for (HTML) and leaves the rest to me (JS and CSS).
OKAY internet friendoz, reply with: Your one-sentence (20 words max) pitch for 11ty.dev GO! Feeling cheeky? (of course y'all are, it's the Interwebs, after all). You may also reply w/ your pitch AGAINST 11ty BUT don't say "XYZ" is better or smth, no competitors.
Suffered a shoulder spasm. It hurts.
Read about first coronavirus in Wales. Who is patient zero? Stay healthy my friends.
It’s breakfast on the bridges on the Tilikum from 7-9AM. The mountain is out today and looking beautiful. Find us at the intersection of SW Bond and Porter on the new bike path. Beignets made on the bridge, coffee, brownies, and @doedonutspdx #bikepdx

Questions About the "Case Study" #edu506

Writing Next: Effective Strategies to Improve Writing of Adolescents in Middle and High Schools: jgregorymcverry.com/readings/Graha…
Is @Instacart not safe to shop with due to maltreatment of workers?
#TBT to Monday’s deep blue sky 20 minutes after sunset, on a clear evening at Ocean Beach.

#blue #deepBlue #blueSky #OceanBeach #SF #SanFrancisco #waves #surf #sand #reflection #wallpaper #2020_055 #20200224 #laterGram #noFilter
#TBT #blue #deepBlue #blueSky #OceanBeach #SF #SanFrancisco #waves #surf #sand #reflection #wallpaper #2020_055 #20200224 #laterGram #noFilter
This is truly awesome. Thank you @Google for contributing this to the world!
I am *SO* excited. @Google has released a technical writing course for engineers. This has been in the works for a long time, and I hope it has wide adoption. #writethedo...
I love Scotland. Scotland Set to Be First Country to Provide Free Pads and Tampons nytimes.com/2020/02/27/wor…