I was just on @opbtol talking about @suckerpunchpdx, coming to the defense (yet again) of grenadine, and saying the words "cool teen" too much. Listen here: spreaker.com/user/oregonpub…
ThinkOutLoud on OPB https://twitter.com/OPBTOL
Andy McMillan says it's the right time to open Portland’s first completely non-alcoholic bar. bit.ly/2vgbPMn
WE HAVE A WINNER
Gandalf the Relentlessly G(r)ay 🧙🏻‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 https://twitter.com/sfleetucker
I certainly wouldn’t expect them to integrate nicely.
I really want to put these on a plate with Fig Newtons and let them fight it out
Last week was a real slog, and this week didn't start out much better, but I'm happy to report Friday is looking to finish up with a bang! 💥 How's your Friday going??
“God forbid that we should give out a dream of our own imagination for a pattern of the world.” nytimes.com/2020/02/28/sci…
This is an excellent question.
Where are we on State-Sponsored pedophilia honey-pots? Let’s try the following: How can we be sure that China, Russia or Iran wasn’t behind Epstein if we can’t ask...
Talk about a One Child Policy. <rim shot>
Baby tracking app design is really... something.
The 5yo asked about all the signs showing up in our neighborhood so we made some campaign slogans of our own. They… took some unexpected turns.
So when is @unicode going to finally ratify a [+1] & [this] emoji so we can move on with our lives? 🤔 (*=as far away from Slack as humanly possible)
"Y' need naught walk five hundred miles Just to get one-hundred scored" 🎤🎶
If it's not 100 are you even trying?
god fucking damn it I broke my nail this took me a MONTH to grow out fucking

Introspective Knots A #poetryport poem

She turns up to 11ty, guess who she sees? Static boi rockin' up Net-li-fy 🎤🎶 (I just rlly, reaallly <3 Avril, okay!?)
In a scale from 1 to 10, go all the way to 11ty! I’ve never used it but the phrase sounds cool. Volume at 11 is also a common joke w/ guitar players who want to play l...
"Leave it to me baybeh--ahh-aa, ahh-aa." (yes, we are totally doing this Karaoke-themed from nao on, srry not sorry, I don't make the rules)
xnoɹǝʃ uɐıɹq https://twitter.com/brianleroux
I love it because it only generates the client code I'm asking for (HTML) and leaves the rest to me (JS and CSS).
OKAY internet friendoz, reply with: Your one-sentence (20 words max) pitch for 11ty.dev GO! Feeling cheeky? (of course y'all are, it's the Interwebs, after all). You may also reply w/ your pitch AGAINST 11ty BUT don't say "XYZ" is better or smth, no competitors.
Suffered a shoulder spasm. It hurts.
Read about first coronavirus in Wales. Who is patient zero? Stay healthy my friends.
It’s breakfast on the bridges on the Tilikum from 7-9AM. The mountain is out today and looking beautiful. Find us at the intersection of SW Bond and Porter on the new bike path. Beignets made on the bridge, coffee, brownies, and @doedonutspdx #bikepdx