LMFAOOOOO
the vaccination made in Boston won't be ready until 2021 and that's if IT WORKS LOL
WE'RE DOOMED
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This is really the end. Let me try a little crack.
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There is _NO_ lie in this tweet twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
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.............
This might have to be a upbringing thing but I have to shower daily. It'll find its way.
People who WFH regularly: What motivates you to like, shower, and stuff ?
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmfaooooooo
LMFAOO I need to automate this when I go into the bathroom
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Hold the fuck on my nigga
827/196 === ~321% UP IN A DAY
where these niggas hiding under the CANALS?
Number of deaths from coronavirus in Italy has risen by 196 to 827 in last 24 hours
Latest updates: bbc.in/2W4zxWQ
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I wish I were this selfless
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Aye...you Greek niggas better not name one of them Spr. 2020 boys “Korona” either. Y’all know exactly what org I’m talking about too.
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The only scientist that can stop the coronavirus
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Tom and Rita got the virus? Who got it first tho?!
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QUUUAARAAAANTIIINNNE
and chill
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I thought that this was the woman from 30 Rock tbh
This also happened
twitter.com/kfile/status/1…
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lol we really all in a hellscape
Coronavirus can live in air for several hours & on some surfaces for as long as 2-3 days, tests by US gov have found
Tests show people can get infected through air, as w...
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Summer plans
ALL of my investments
All of the local organizing events (no one wants to risk it)
Only thing reliable is my banana bread in the oven
The Rona is fucking up my summer travel plans.
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Y'all. I might have to stock up on Dusse before this shit gets too crazy, lol
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“Reading is not walking on the words; it's grasping the soul of them.”
― Paulo Freire
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.@EricAndre pranks @Beyonce fans...
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“Reading is not walking on the words; it's grasping the soul of them.”
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The first draft of OAuth 2.1 is out! Thanks so much to @tlodderstedt and @DickHardt for their work on this!
https://aaronparecki.com/2020/03/11/14/oauth-2-1
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