STOPPPPPPPPPPPP LMFAO
Shana (aka MQ) šŸš€, setting up Wakandan Outposts https://twitter.com/MushrooQueendom
Lol ppl walking around w giant eyes in their shoulders twitter.com/l_rocks_well/s…
so how can I fly someone out and keep them safe from COVID-19? like deadass?
it's wild but I def applied to Uber a while ago lol
"the far majority" y'all know drivers are employees in California b/c of AB-1 right?
Uber has just asked all employees to work from home. Obviously some roles can’t be done from home, but the far majority can. This will also lower the risk for those wh...
I'm curious what @ErinMeyerINSEAD's Country Mapping Tool would look like if the United States were broken out into the eleven nations delineated by @WoodardColin in American Nations.
lol Oprah Winfrey took me out tbh
So far in 2020: •We going to war •Kobe died •Pop Smoke got popped •Oprah Winfrey got her ankles broke •Lil Uzi dropped an album •Corona trying to take us ou...
LMFAO facts
This ain’t Corona. This them Popeyes chicken sandwiches finally digesting.
You could bring your own cup and shake that shit up. Or avoid coffee due to the amount of human labor it causes (on par with the energy waste of mass animal murder) but hey, gotta get your (smacks arm) fix
This awesome coffee stirring device could help you cut down on plastic use
"Pray. Dassit. You not gon catch nothing" We deadass in the wrong timeline - Doctor Strange looked at this one was like "oh y'all niggas are DONE"
RISE UP WORKING CLASS https://twitter.com/AFlyBlackCommie
America is doomed.
Niggas moving to Idahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
There are only six states remaining that don't have a confirmed case of coronavirus: Alaska, Idaho, Montana, Alabama, West Virginia and Maine. We just updated our nation...
"this was dumb as hell" that self awareness >>>>>>
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Man...She almost drowned āš°ļøšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
my dog smells like cloves because she ain't listen to me during the morning run in the park, got scraped and now I had to use that antibacterial that smells like cloves and I kinda hate it lol
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I can't believe how dry my phone is during this crisis. No one in love with me?
height: 5'11 shoe size: 11 zodiac sign: KRUSTYYY tatttoos: 1 piercings: 2 fav color: lavender fav drink: martinelli GANG GANG anyone who sees this shit gotta do it too my guy
height : 5’7 shoe size : 8 zodiac sign : Aries tattoos : 4 piercings : 7 fav color(s) : periwinkle fav drink : V8 anyone who...
I'm following you off this alone. I can trust you.
I may lose followers by saying this but I have to be true and stand up for what is right: Raisin cookies are better than chocolate chip cookies.
Yeah I think she about to get married tbh
Rosa Sparks @ Dainty Thug Podcast🧁 https://twitter.com/MzYummyDread
Is your high school crush still fine?
where is my queen?!
Evergreen tweet
socially distant amb https://twitter.com/ambrown
liz warren had a plan for this
Issa's internalized homophobia warned him not to even bother
Whats your theory on why Nathan ghosted Issa?