Y'all really be dealing with bottom barrel niggas
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Do not go to a man’s home for a hookup right now. You could get quarantined there and they don’t even have sheets. They definitely won’t have toilet paper. Maybe on...
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The world is ending. Your last saved reaction image or meme is your response.
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Alright we are live: youtu.be/RdDwNc4pyd8
I got a donut without getting closer than 4 feet to any other humans. Come join on the livestream and talk about it and other... umm topics that happened this week...
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I got a donut without getting closer than 4 feet to any other humans. Come join on the livestream and talk about it and other... umm topics that happened this week...
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son wtf Good Burger is CRAZY
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we retiring humor that punches down. no room for that anymore
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Come be social from a distance with me! Live-streaming in 35 mins (5PM pacific) on youtube.com/anomalily
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People who organize communities and events might be interested in runyourown.social, my guide on running a small social network site just for your friends. Having your own little space on the web you can customize/control brings a needed sense of place to your online life.
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Might have been more impactful to send supplies to those who need versus giving money to land owners/corps to do ... common messaging?
Who would've expected Alexis Ohanian to become a leading Very Good White Man of the Modern Era but whew I'll take it
forbes.com/sites/martyswa…
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Got off the phone with my mom and asked her about how things are in NYC. Old church is doing their best to provide supplies to those needing support. They worship on Saturdays but hebronsda.org is where you can go to drop things off if you have excess.
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First time in my life I experienced someone try a wardriving Bluetooth attack.
In a Safeway out here. Be safe and don't auto-accept things. It showed up as a Apple Watch with my name on it (side-effect of Apple defaulting to broadcasting device names with owner names)
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i'm getting antsy staying inside.
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I had extremely high hopes for productivity during this isolation, but finding I'm burnt out just trying to keep my head above water navigating the overnight changes in the media industry (while also billing full-time hours at my day job.) Help how to Destress w/o intense cardio?
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This is a really fun game with a lot of replay value. Perfect for hanging out at home.
~~~~~~Quarantine Giveaway~~~~~~
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So, you won’t see me making jokes about Biden, or being negative about his candidacy. It’s becoming clear that he is our horse in the race, and I’ll happily vote for him, and advocate for others to do the same.
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As a progressive, I’d greatly prefer an @ewarren presidency. But, I have no doubt that Joe Biden would restore dignity to the office, and would assemble a strong, principled cabinet. The battle for progress will never end, so take heart. You can’t stop progress, only slow it.
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"text": "As a progressive, I\u2019d greatly prefer an @ewarren presidency. But, I have no doubt that Joe Biden would restore dignity to the office, and would assemble a strong, principled cabinet. The battle for progress will never end, so take heart. You can\u2019t stop progress, only slow it.",
"html": "As a progressive, I\u2019d greatly prefer an <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ewarren\">@ewarren</a> presidency. But, I have no doubt that Joe Biden would restore dignity to the office, and would assemble a strong, principled cabinet. The battle for progress will never end, so take heart. You can\u2019t stop progress, only slow it."
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"name": "Jonathan LaCour",
"url": "https://twitter.com/cleverdevil",
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