People out here actively fucking up their bodies with the bovine juice, you hate to see it.
IN BULK.
But the milk gonna go bad... Why??
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I'm in lock-down with @MoreAndAgain! First I gotta figure out how to get there (or if she's coming here, lol). I think we'll survive. Got the low-key farming skills lol
Youβre stuck in quarantine for 14 days with the third person who pops up when you type @. Who are you quarantined with, and will both of you make it out alive?
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This is the Japanese equivalent of putting your foot in it lmfaoooooooo
Finally found this iconic scene in the anime Iβm watching
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i have found the official jamaican corona virus dub, courtesy of my whatsapp chat
busss a blank π₯
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Political live stream, waffles and side project code :)
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Sometimes I'm really stupid.
I'm watching a travel vlog where they're at a shop in Morocco, and I notice all the lettering is in Arabic but the numbers all look "normal" and I think β huh, why don't they have the numbers in Arabic too?
β¦
Because those ARE Arabic, dumbass! π
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The gamer / their favorite game
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Trying to get webmentions to display and working on the layout for my trip and run tracking posts: https://jgregorymcverry.com/myrunningtrail
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Publishing Print to Web β Layout 09 of 52 today. Best viewed on large screens. Will optimize for smaller screens soon.
scottgruber.me/print-to-web/0β¦
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Trying to get webmentions to display and working on the layout for my trip and run tracking posts: jgregorymcverry.com/myrunningtrail (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/IxB1n)
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PSA to some of those still saying that "it's ok, because #CoronaVirus is just like the flu"... remember, most of you who said you've had flu and were ok... haven't had the flu. You just had a bad cold. Flu is next level shit, and #Covid19 is _worse_
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If America operating the way it is causing you to be in shock, I'm sure you'll think it'll get wrong. America was designed to burn
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Welcome to America, where no crisis is enough to stop consumerism
France has shuttered nightlife, Spain and Italy are on complete lockdown, and like half of DC is crammed into bars and restaurants. I donβt understand why it hasnβt s...
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people culling themselves you love to see it
I just went to a crowded Red Robin and I'm 30.
It was delicious, and I took my sweet time eating my meal. Because this is America. And I'll do what I want.
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up sipping haitian rhum and hanging with @SlayBaeBae because good vibes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
twitch.tv/slaybaebae
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son my dog running down the stairs is not something I'm used to
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Bernie supported this but you backed Biden.
MAKE IT
MAKE SENSE!
RT if you agree that paid sick leave will save lives and make our communities safer.
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man
I'm glad I got this rum. it's the only way I can read some of y'all tweets
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