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    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:46:25+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243444246851366912",
    "content": {
        "text": "physical distance > social distance\n\nwhy was this phrase suggested if it's so wrong? lol",
        "html": "physical distance > social distance\n\nwhy was this phrase suggested if it's so wrong? lol"
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    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
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    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10186152",
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    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:45:18+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243443969033306113",
    "content": {
        "text": "WAIT\n\nIS OZARK OUT NOW?\n\nI HAVE WORK IN THE MORINGGGGGGKEDNLDGKDNGF"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10186154",
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:41:17+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243442954330468353",
    "content": {
        "text": "I've been waiting two weeks for this pair of titties and USPS is playing GAMES!"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10186158",
    "_source": "2773"
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    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:39:04+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243442398241251329",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1243256817679032320",
    "content": {
        "text": "why your feet so blocky?"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
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    "post-type": "note",
    "refs": {
        "https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1243256817679032320": {
            "type": "entry",
            "published": "2020-03-26T19:21:38+00:00",
            "url": "https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1243256817679032320",
            "photo": [
                "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUDvfBvXkAAUebE.jpg"
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            "content": {
                "text": "The gym in my building closed so I bought a home treadmill \ud83d\ude16"
            },
            "author": {
                "type": "card",
                "name": "\ud835\udd1e\ud835\udd21\ud835\udd1e\ud835\udd2a \ud835\udd22\ud835\udd29\ud835\udd29\ud835\udd26\ud835\udd30",
                "url": "https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead",
                "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1208449272158588929/P-n2ZHhA.jpg"
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    "_id": "10186159",
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:31:45+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243440557675839488",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1243351282754166789",
    "content": {
        "text": "imma tell you right now, all of the Cali natives who be denying any southern heritage needs to peep this and see their truths lol"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "refs": {
        "https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1243351282754166789": {
            "type": "entry",
            "published": "2020-03-27T01:37:00+00:00",
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            "photo": [
                "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUFFZoQX0AIlx4N.jpg"
            ],
            "content": {
                "text": "I got a 12. \ud83d\ude33"
            },
            "author": {
                "type": "card",
                "name": "chris evans",
                "url": "https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica",
                "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1220209226531921920/x99aGv_U.jpg"
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    "_id": "10185946",
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:27:17+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243439433782890498",
    "content": {
        "text": "Yo, do you know anyone (like personally) that qualifies for the stimulus bill? Like, lol, I\u2019m asking people and mad people like \u201cnigga, I ain\u2019t getting shit\u201d.\n\nI\u2019m not personally torn tbh! I\u2019m just curious. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/ce0ebd90-\u2026)",
        "html": "Yo, do you know anyone (like personally) that qualifies for the stimulus bill? Like, lol, I\u2019m asking people and mad people like \u201cnigga, I ain\u2019t getting shit\u201d.\n\nI\u2019m not personally torn tbh! I\u2019m just curious. (<a href=\"https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/ce0ebd90-0365-42a9-b2b6-e788cd159f8a\">v2.jacky.wtf/post/ce0ebd90-\u2026</a>)"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185948",
    "_source": "2773"
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T00:27:14.25687-07:00",
    "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/ce0ebd90-0365-42a9-b2b6-e788cd159f8a",
    "content": {
        "text": "Yo, do you know anyone (like personally) that qualifies for the stimulus bill? Like, lol, I\u2019m asking people and mad people like \u201cnigga, I ain\u2019t getting shit\u201d.\nI\u2019m not personally torn tbh! I\u2019m just curious.",
        "html": "<p>Yo, do you know anyone (like personally) that qualifies for the stimulus bill? Like, lol, I\u2019m asking people and mad people like \u201cnigga, I ain\u2019t getting shit\u201d.</p>\n<p>I\u2019m not personally torn tbh! I\u2019m just curious.</p>"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "",
        "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf",
        "photo": null
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    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185902",
    "_source": "1886"
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:11:55+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/slsoftworks/status/1243435567695699968",
    "photo": [
        "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUGSDiCXYAAmJh8.jpg"
    ],
    "content": {
        "text": "\u201cM\u00e9g a liber\u00e1lis szabadpiac z\u00e1szl\u00f3shaj\u00f3j\u00e1nak sz\u00e1m\u00edt\u00f3 Egyes\u00fclt \u00c1llamokban is k\u00e9tszer annyi ideig j\u00e1r a munkan\u00e9lk\u00fcli seg\u00e9ly, mint Magyarorsz\u00e1gon.\u201d\n\nLet that sink in.\n\ng7.hu/kozelet/202003\u2026",
        "html": "\u201cM\u00e9g a liber\u00e1lis szabadpiac z\u00e1szl\u00f3shaj\u00f3j\u00e1nak sz\u00e1m\u00edt\u00f3 Egyes\u00fclt \u00c1llamokban is k\u00e9tszer annyi ideig j\u00e1r a munkan\u00e9lk\u00fcli seg\u00e9ly, mint Magyarorsz\u00e1gon.\u201d\n\nLet that sink in.\n\n<a href=\"https://g7.hu/kozelet/20200325/a-fejlett-vilag-legszukmarkubb-ellatasa-var-a-sok-szazezer-magyar-munkanelkulire/\">g7.hu/kozelet/202003\u2026</a>"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "flaki",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/slsoftworks",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/749678683514896385/7gxIRnoC.jpg"
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    "post-type": "photo",
    "_id": "10185571",
    "_source": "2773"
}

{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:08:21+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243434669166727169",
    "content": {
        "text": "Shittttt theregister.co.uk/2020/03/26/cor\u2026 (v2.jacky.wtf/post/faec45bc-\u2026)",
        "html": "Shittttt <a href=\"https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/26/corejs_maintainer_jailed_code_release/\">theregister.co.uk/2020/03/26/cor\u2026</a> (<a href=\"https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/faec45bc-775f-4ed2-b0ff-4d8f8c51fefd\">v2.jacky.wtf/post/faec45bc-\u2026</a>)"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185572",
    "_source": "2773"
}

{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:07:22+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243434421384028167",
    "content": {
        "text": "Yooooooo! As someone who has multiple Git identities for the different communities I step in, this is MAD helpful micah.soy/posts/setting-\u2026 by @micahhenning. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/f62e5e65-\u2026)",
        "html": "Yooooooo! As someone who has multiple Git identities for the different communities I step in, this is MAD helpful <a href=\"https://www.micah.soy/posts/setting-up-git-identities/\">micah.soy/posts/setting-\u2026</a> by <a href=\"https://twitter.com/micahhenning\">@micahhenning</a>. (<a href=\"https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/f62e5e65-7c8c-4576-948b-dd7c000ad2ac\">v2.jacky.wtf/post/f62e5e65-\u2026</a>)"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185573",
    "_source": "2773"
}

{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T07:05:18+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243433901672009731",
    "content": {
        "text": "The exFAT filesystem is coming to LinuxParagon softwares not happy about it via @arstechnica by arstechnica.com/information-te\u2026 by @jrssnet. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/20d57b14-\u2026)",
        "html": "The exFAT filesystem is coming to LinuxParagon softwares not happy about it via <a href=\"https://twitter.com/arstechnica\">@arstechnica</a> by <a href=\"https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/03/the-exfat-filesystem-is-coming-to-linux-paragon-softwares-not-happy-about-it/\">arstechnica.com/information-te\u2026</a> by <a href=\"https://twitter.com/jrssnet\">@jrssnet</a>. (<a href=\"https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/20d57b14-c53d-4016-ab3a-f9dd7ba03137\">v2.jacky.wtf/post/20d57b14-\u2026</a>)"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185574",
    "_source": "2773"
}

{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T00:08:17.43950-07:00",
    "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/faec45bc-775f-4ed2-b0ff-4d8f8c51fefd",
    "content": {
        "text": "Shittttt https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/26/corejs_maintainer_jailed_code_release/",
        "html": "<p>Shittttt <a href=\"https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/26/corejs_maintainer_jailed_code_release/\">https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/26/corejs_maintainer_jailed_code_release/</a></p>"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "",
        "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf",
        "photo": null
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185466",
    "_source": "1886"
}

{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T00:07:19.20046-07:00",
    "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/f62e5e65-7c8c-4576-948b-dd7c000ad2ac",
    "content": {
        "text": "Yooooooo! As someone who has multiple Git identities for the different communities I step in, this is MAD helpful https://www.micah.soy/posts/setting-up-git-identities/ by @micahhenning.",
        "html": "<p>Yooooooo! As someone who has multiple Git identities for the different communities I step in, this is MAD helpful <a href=\"https://www.micah.soy/posts/setting-up-git-identities/\">https://www.micah.soy/posts/setting-up-git-identities/</a> by <a href=\"https://www.micah.soy/\">@micahhenning</a>.</p>"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "",
        "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf",
        "photo": null
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185467",
    "_source": "1886"
}

{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T00:05:11.51655-07:00",
    "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/20d57b14-c53d-4016-ab3a-f9dd7ba03137",
    "content": {
        "text": "The exFAT filesystem is coming to LinuxParagon softwares not happy about it via @arstechnica by https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/03/the-exfat-filesystem-is-coming-to-linux-paragon-softwares-not-happy-about-it/ by @jrssnet.",
        "html": "<p>The exFAT filesystem is coming to LinuxParagon softwares not happy about it via <a href=\"https://arstechnica.com\">@arstechnica</a> by <a href=\"https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/03/the-exfat-filesystem-is-coming-to-linux-paragon-softwares-not-happy-about-it/\">https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/03/the-exfat-filesystem-is-coming-to-linux-paragon-softwares-not-happy-about-it/</a> by <a href=\"https://www.twitter.com/jrssnet\">@jrssnet</a>.</p>"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "",
        "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf",
        "photo": null
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    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185468",
    "_source": "1886"
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-26T23:48:38.48667-07:00",
    "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/c55ef99e-9828-4860-8940-647d91d5642a",
    "content": {
        "text": "Has anyone figured out how to programmatically adjust of their desk over TCP? I have one of those Fully Jarvis desks and the cable LOOKS like a Ethernet one, but I\u2019m not smart enough to figure out what kind of CatX cable (if it\u2019s even that) it\u2019d use",
        "html": "<p>Has anyone figured out how to programmatically adjust of their desk over TCP? I have one of those Fully Jarvis desks and the cable LOOKS like a Ethernet one, but I\u2019m not smart enough to figure out what kind of CatX cable (if it\u2019s even that) it\u2019d use</p>"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "",
        "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf",
        "photo": null
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    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10185247",
    "_source": "1886"
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T04:12:33+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1243390425290825729",
    "content": {
        "text": "This bailout package is prioritizing the safety of companies and not people a bit too much for my taste, to be honest. Give them a loan to work off, sure, but to OPTIMIZE for their stability?\n\nSmh. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/2eaecdc6-\u2026)",
        "html": "This bailout package is prioritizing the safety of companies and not people a bit too much for my taste, to be honest. Give them a loan to work off, sure, but to OPTIMIZE for their stability?\n\nSmh. (<a href=\"https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/2eaecdc6-490f-48ee-b5a8-e1cba6cd2ec6\">v2.jacky.wtf/post/2eaecdc6-\u2026</a>)"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "that's it. I give up",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1235596590179446788/qsb0CGAS.jpg"
    },
    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10182820",
    "_source": "2773"
}

{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-26T21:12:29.80296-07:00",
    "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/2eaecdc6-490f-48ee-b5a8-e1cba6cd2ec6",
    "content": {
        "text": "This bailout package is prioritizing the safety of companies and not people a bit too much for my taste, to be honest. Give them a loan to work off, sure, but to OPTIMIZE for their stability?\nSmh.",
        "html": "<p>This bailout package is prioritizing the safety of companies and not people a bit too much for my taste, to be honest. Give them a loan to work off, sure, but to OPTIMIZE for their stability?</p>\n<p>Smh.</p>"
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    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "",
        "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf",
        "photo": null
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    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10182742",
    "_source": "1886"
}

{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T03:37:50+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jaredcwhite/status/1243381691399278594",
    "content": {
        "text": "I have never in my life felt so alone\u2014and yet so deeply connected to the entire human race\u2014as right now.\n\n#QuarantineLife #BeatTheVirus",
        "html": "I have never in my life felt so alone\u2014and yet so deeply connected to the entire human race\u2014as right now.\n\n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23QuarantineLife\">#QuarantineLife</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BeatTheVirus\">#BeatTheVirus</a>"
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    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "Jared White",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/jaredcwhite",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1232704698890670080/goiKk3uW.jpg"
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    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10182273",
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-26 15:42-0700",
    "url": "https://tantek.com/2020/086/t1/be-your-own-platform-indieweb",
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    "content": {
        "text": "\u201cWe cannot rely on corporate platforms to facilitate our communications in a general strike\u201d \u2014 @NaomiAKlein\n\nBe your own platform. Get a web dev to set this up for your next broadcast: https://aaronparecki.com/2016/11/19/15/self-hosted-facebook-live\n\ncc: #indieweb @haymarketbooks @astradisastra @KeeangaYamahtta @liarosemusic",
        "html": "\u201cWe cannot rely on corporate platforms to facilitate our communications in a general strike\u201d \u2014 <a class=\"h-cassis-username\" href=\"https://twitter.com/NaomiAKlein\">@NaomiAKlein</a><br /><br />Be your own platform. Get a web dev to set this up for your next broadcast: <a href=\"https://aaronparecki.com/2016/11/19/15/self-hosted-facebook-live\">https://aaronparecki.com/2016/11/19/15/self-hosted-facebook-live</a><br /><br />cc: #<span class=\"p-category\">indieweb</span> <a class=\"h-cassis-username\" href=\"https://twitter.com/haymarketbooks\">@haymarketbooks</a> <a class=\"h-cassis-username\" href=\"https://twitter.com/astradisastra\">@astradisastra</a> <a class=\"h-cassis-username\" href=\"https://twitter.com/KeeangaYamahtta\">@KeeangaYamahtta</a> <a class=\"h-cassis-username\" href=\"https://twitter.com/liarosemusic\">@liarosemusic</a>"
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    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "Tantek \u00c7elik",
        "url": "https://tantek.com/",
        "photo": "https://tantek.com/photo.jpg"
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    "post-type": "note",
    "_id": "10180265",
    "_source": "2460"
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-03-27T01:36:33+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/anomalily/status/1243351169323241472",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/holocene/status/1243228248546226176",
    "content": {
        "text": "A dance night where I can make myself delicious nonalcoholic cocktails, dress up, and dance without leaving my house is the perfect dance night to have in my 30s, regardless of a global pandemic."
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "Lillian Karabaic \ud83e\udd44\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08",
        "url": "https://twitter.com/anomalily",
        "photo": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1123802400731664385/dsHQG1nZ.jpg"
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    "post-type": "note",
    "refs": {
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            "type": "entry",
            "published": "2020-03-26T17:28:07+00:00",
            "url": "https://twitter.com/holocene/status/1243228248546226176",
            "content": {
                "text": "We are beyond stoked about this dope shout out from Willamette Week! Giving a special shout out to our amazing team, Lymay and Nuri who spearheaded the tech to get this up and running!\n\nwweek.com/culture/2020/0\u2026",
                "html": "We are beyond stoked about this dope shout out from Willamette Week! Giving a special shout out to our amazing team, Lymay and Nuri who spearheaded the tech to get this up and running!\n\n<a href=\"https://www.wweek.com/culture/2020/03/25/holocene-is-throwing-virtual-club-nights-so-you-can-literally-dance-like-no-one-is-watching/\">wweek.com/culture/2020/0\u2026</a>"
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                "name": "holocene",
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            },
            "post-type": "note"
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