yo I just saw something WILD on my TL
and now I understand how y'all feel when I be RTing stuff
it made NO sense
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Real talk, how many of y’all got ActBlue accounts?
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Real talk, how many of y’all got ActBlue accounts? (v2.jacky.wtf/post/dd93b7cc-…)
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Lol, it’s over - these mirrors are perfect for choreography practice at home. I got no excuse.
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I can’t tell if my dog follows me from room to room because she doesn’t want to be alone or if she doesn’t want me to be alone.
It might sometimes be the former but less of the latter.
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ngl tho y'all need to not tag me in shit lol
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ayo I know this is just a growth hack but lemme get on this because EVERYONE AND THEIR FAM HAS THIS GAME AND KEEPS TELLING ME TO PLAY
@BillGates you trying to invite me to your 66,000 sqft crib
🎁 BIG GIVEAWAY 🎁
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Lol, it’s over - these mirrors are perfect for choreography practice at home. I got no excuse. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/6dc75e68-…)
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Death in a red state
An Indiana man’s account of losing his partner to coronavirus, one of the voices from the pandemic - The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/03…
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Started another @winetoreach video hangout! Hang out, drink, and laugh with some lovely internet people.
Link is in the Discord or DM me for an invite.
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I can’t tell if my dog follows me from room to room because she doesn’t want to be alone or if she doesn’t want me to be alone.
It might sometimes be the former but less of the latter. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/f818b758-…)
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Watching DUST because I need more sci-fi. So far, so good!
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The rona outside and they still fighting over niggameat smh
twitter.com/pumpkin17_/sta…
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“u smell good” okay, so eat my pussy then.
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For those who don't know, China prevents a lot of other countries (like all of them) from acknowledging Taiwan's sovereignty. I sometimes really wonder what would Caribbean islands today would be like if France, Spain and England were as cruel as China.
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@Ferrum_of_omega I pinged you on LinkedIn after seeing your note about the freeboid data science team, may have an opportunity that fits the skillset, not climate related, but matches much of what folks do
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I'm watching Pale Flower on The Criterion Channel criterionchannel.com/videos/pale-fl…
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People in the neighborhood are putting stuffed animals in their windows as a game for kids walking around. Here’s Pogo with our octopus
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These are uncertain times. But I am answering your questions about the economy and the fiscal stimulus bills (and trying this vegan creme brulee donut) at 2PM/ 9PM GMT on...
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