thicc straight backs and my beard lined up nicely
What’s y’all’s first fresh “out of quarantine” hairstyle 😂👀?
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“Coronavirus is more a Bill Maher fan”. John Oliver, spot on as usual
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Day thirteen of lockdown: I discover two boxes of cookies I had hidden from myself on day 8. I promptly eat both of them. My sugar capacity is undiminished.
This is going well.
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How do I prevent Google from _actually_ not crawling Web content? Like just `fail2ban`-ing any of their agents and whole IP blocks? (v2.jacky.wtf/post/e5cb71cf-…)
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How do I prevent Google from actually not crawling Web content? Like just fail2ban-ing any of their agents and whole IP blocks?
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At least I can still earn Nook Miles until I can fly @AlaskaAir again #AnimalCrossing #JustQuarantineThings
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god out here finally doing something lol
If we end physical distancing before we are ready, this will happen a lot: A choir decided to go ahead with rehearsal. Now dozens of members have COVID-19 and two are dea...
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At least I can still earn Nook Miles until I can fly @AlaskaAir again #AnimalCrossing #JustQuarantineThings
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I have a very important question for 90s kids. Do you remember these?
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blasio might need a right hook lol
NYC will begin fining social distancing violators $250-500, @BilldeBlasio says. Police will still start with warnings, but will escalate to fines if people fail to disper...
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I miss going to restaurants. And the movies. And the gym. But her emails right?
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Do you live stream tech stuff (coding, building hardware) or do some sort of talk show (with live chat, news prompter-style)? Can you link me to a video or something showing it?
I’m looking for inspiration.
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I like the idea of Netflix Party a lot and I’ve low-key wondered how to abstract it to different sites. Definitely requires a wee-bit of centralization though.
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I’m looking for inspiration. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/4b2df974-…)
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I like the idea of Netflix Party a lot and I’ve low-key wondered how to abstract it to different sites. Definitely requires a wee-bit of centralization though. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/9b724d35-…)
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My friend tested negative for 🦠 and celebrated by 💃 with a hula hoop while wearing pjs and a mask😷 she’s a 🦸♀️
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So I’m watching Inuyasha and I tried starting like homegirl who came through the portal. That stance makes me implicitly poke my butt out which confirms how fake some of these stances be, lol. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/a537377f-…)
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So I’m watching Inuyasha and I tried starting like homegirl who came through the portal. That stance makes me implicitly poke my butt out which confirms how fake some of these stances be, lol.
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Probably same reason why we got the most people locked up per capita: the USA is bad with human management
twitter.com/tiabarracini/s…
The US has about 4.5% of the world's population but almost 20% of all COVID cases.
Why is that?
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"text": "Probably same reason why we got the most people locked up per capita: the USA is bad with human management\ntwitter.com/tiabarracini/s\u2026",
"html": "Probably same reason why we got the most people locked up per capita: the USA is bad with human management\n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/tiabarracini/status/1243935925568245762\">twitter.com/tiabarracini/s\u2026</a>"
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"text": "The US has about 4.5% of the world's population but almost 20% of all COVID cases.\n\nWhy is that?"
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