deadass
like tbh it might be even be longer esp in the US.
People are complaining about another 30 days of lockdown as if it it's not gonna be 90+ days
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people really wanna go outside despite the fucking danger
it's not that deep
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The fact that food can fall into my beard and I not notice it until I go into the bathroom makes me frustrated. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/dabb5a64-…)
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The fact that food can fall into my beard and I not notice it until I go into the bathroom makes me frustrated.
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thicc straight backs and my beard lined up nicely
What’s y’all’s first fresh “out of quarantine” hairstyle 😂👀?
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“Coronavirus is more a Bill Maher fan”. John Oliver, spot on as usual
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Day thirteen of lockdown: I discover two boxes of cookies I had hidden from myself on day 8. I promptly eat both of them. My sugar capacity is undiminished.
This is going well.
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How do I prevent Google from actually not crawling Web content? Like just fail2ban-ing any of their agents and whole IP blocks?
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At least I can still earn Nook Miles until I can fly @AlaskaAir again #AnimalCrossing #JustQuarantineThings
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god out here finally doing something lol
If we end physical distancing before we are ready, this will happen a lot: A choir decided to go ahead with rehearsal. Now dozens of members have COVID-19 and two are dea...
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At least I can still earn Nook Miles until I can fly @AlaskaAir again #AnimalCrossing #JustQuarantineThings
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I have a very important question for 90s kids. Do you remember these?
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blasio might need a right hook lol
NYC will begin fining social distancing violators $250-500, @BilldeBlasio says. Police will still start with warnings, but will escalate to fines if people fail to disper...
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I miss going to restaurants. And the movies. And the gym. But her emails right?
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Do you live stream tech stuff (coding, building hardware) or do some sort of talk show (with live chat, news prompter-style)? Can you link me to a video or something showing it?
I’m looking for inspiration.
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I like the idea of Netflix Party a lot and I’ve low-key wondered how to abstract it to different sites. Definitely requires a wee-bit of centralization though.
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