ayoo I need you to unfollow me if you ain't crushing
I don't wanna hear it!!
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You know why America can’t “flatten the curve”? Because for too long, the “majority” have never had to listen to the word “no”. They’ve never had to opera...
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this is actually a hard ass photo tho
Me off a 5th of henny at her crib waiting waiting for her to get out the shower so i can shoot her club up
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Alright Tinashe said my name.
That's all I needed to end the quarter.
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deadass
like tbh it might be even be longer esp in the US.
People are complaining about another 30 days of lockdown as if it it's not gonna be 90+ days
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people really wanna go outside despite the fucking danger
it's not that deep
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The fact that food can fall into my beard and I not notice it until I go into the bathroom makes me frustrated. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/dabb5a64-…)
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The fact that food can fall into my beard and I not notice it until I go into the bathroom makes me frustrated.
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thicc straight backs and my beard lined up nicely
What’s y’all’s first fresh “out of quarantine” hairstyle 😂👀?
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“Coronavirus is more a Bill Maher fan”. John Oliver, spot on as usual
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Day thirteen of lockdown: I discover two boxes of cookies I had hidden from myself on day 8. I promptly eat both of them. My sugar capacity is undiminished.
This is going well.
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How do I prevent Google from _actually_ not crawling Web content? Like just `fail2ban`-ing any of their agents and whole IP blocks? (v2.jacky.wtf/post/e5cb71cf-…)
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How do I prevent Google from actually not crawling Web content? Like just fail2ban-ing any of their agents and whole IP blocks?
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At least I can still earn Nook Miles until I can fly @AlaskaAir again #AnimalCrossing #JustQuarantineThings
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god out here finally doing something lol
If we end physical distancing before we are ready, this will happen a lot: A choir decided to go ahead with rehearsal. Now dozens of members have COVID-19 and two are dea...
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At least I can still earn Nook Miles until I can fly @AlaskaAir again #AnimalCrossing #JustQuarantineThings
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I have a very important question for 90s kids. Do you remember these?
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blasio might need a right hook lol
NYC will begin fining social distancing violators $250-500, @BilldeBlasio says. Police will still start with warnings, but will escalate to fines if people fail to disper...
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I miss going to restaurants. And the movies. And the gym. But her emails right?
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