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"text": "ayoo I need you to unfollow me if you ain't crushing\n\nI don't wanna hear it!!"
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You know why America can’t “flatten the curve”? Because for too long, the “majority” have never had to listen to the word “no”. They’ve never had to opera...
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"text": "Alright Tinashe said my name.\nThat's all I needed to end the quarter."
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"text": "The fact that food can fall into my beard and I not notice it until I go into the bathroom makes me frustrated. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/dabb5a64-\u2026)",
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Day thirteen of lockdown: I discover two boxes of cookies I had hidden from myself on day 8. I promptly eat both of them. My sugar capacity is undiminished.
This is going well.
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How do I prevent Google from _actually_ not crawling Web content? Like just `fail2ban`-ing any of their agents and whole IP blocks? (v2.jacky.wtf/post/e5cb71cf-…)
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"text": "How do I prevent Google from actually not crawling Web content? Like just fail2ban-ing any of their agents and whole IP blocks?",
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"text": "At least I can still earn Nook Miles until I can fly @AlaskaAir again #AnimalCrossing #JustQuarantineThings",
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