if you could remove or "fix" one thing from JavaScript without any kind of ecosystem repercussions, what would it be?
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I fucking love that @vcbrags account
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jdlkjflsklfjlfkkdflkdfjdlkjlkdjflkdjflk
i cant stop laughing at this 😭😭😭
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I really need to be plotting more
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sure until your heart fails
Did you know you can just keep adding butter to food and it keeps getting better?
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LRT ngl why homie all dressed up lol
haitian niggas LOVE wearing pants and shoes lol
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truthfully? https://t.co/LULSeO8F4n
how are you all doing today?
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ayoo I need you to unfollow me if you ain't crushing
I don't wanna hear it!!
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You know why America can’t “flatten the curve”? Because for too long, the “majority” have never had to listen to the word “no”. They’ve never had to opera...
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this is actually a hard ass photo tho
Me off a 5th of henny at her crib waiting waiting for her to get out the shower so i can shoot her club up
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Alright Tinashe said my name.
That's all I needed to end the quarter.
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deadass
like tbh it might be even be longer esp in the US.
People are complaining about another 30 days of lockdown as if it it's not gonna be 90+ days
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people really wanna go outside despite the fucking danger
it's not that deep
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The fact that food can fall into my beard and I not notice it until I go into the bathroom makes me frustrated. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/dabb5a64-…)
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The fact that food can fall into my beard and I not notice it until I go into the bathroom makes me frustrated.
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thicc straight backs and my beard lined up nicely
What’s y’all’s first fresh “out of quarantine” hairstyle 😂👀?
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“Coronavirus is more a Bill Maher fan”. John Oliver, spot on as usual
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Day thirteen of lockdown: I discover two boxes of cookies I had hidden from myself on day 8. I promptly eat both of them. My sugar capacity is undiminished.
This is going well.
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