New burger restaurant open in Seoul. That slogan at the bottom...
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Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate. My name is Sick Bat.
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TikTok won't fix this, lol. At least, not until y'all move off. And we won't because eyeballs, etc etc etc
Black tik tok is starting to apply pressure.
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the number of people saying this is rising and I'm SO CLOSE to going bald lol
“dr” umar highkey looks smack like @jackyalcine lmfaaaaoooooooooo
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Schitt’s Creek this week 😢😆👌🏻💔
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one of the biggest circlejerks I've seen right next to white protestant twitter tbh
Tech Twitter is a group of people giving startup advice who have only worked at big companies their entire life
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"Did you wash your hands?"
"I don't remember-"
"Haha, I'm serious"
NAHHHHHHH
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You're in for such a ride. This show easily became one of my favorites, lol
Okay y’all I’m on Ozark episode 1 season 1 and baybaaaaaayyyy this show is....
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I need to stop looking back because everything and everyone back there not trying to interact with me anyway, lol. Making myself look like an idiot every time.
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I wish y'all understand the impact of this.
"In a major victory for civil liberties and civil rights enforcement...a federal court has ruled that research aimed at uncovering whether online algorithms result in rac...
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A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK CLUB LMFAOOo
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YES https://t.co/l02C2HkZ0E
Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club.
twitter.com/Liz_Wheeler/st…
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Music Monday: Daði og Gagnamagnið
gregorlove.com/2020/03/music-…
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Okay. This is the best thing that anyone has ever done, ever.
#XOXOFest #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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You can see our octopus & whale pretty well from the street at this time of day
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The number of
ow
freaking times in a
ow
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OW
zapped by static electricity
ow
fuck it
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The number of
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_ow_
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_OW_
zapped by static electricity
_ow_
fuck it (v2.jacky.wtf/post/72bb2df2-…)
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5 jobs I've had:
1. Line cook
2. Video editor (internship)
3. Museum docent/exhibit manager
4. Computing lab proctor/technician/teaching assistant (multiple times)
5. Software engineer (too freaking often)
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"text": "5 jobs I've had:\n\n1. Line cook\n2. Video editor (internship)\n3. Museum docent/exhibit manager\n4. Computing lab proctor/technician/teaching assistant (multiple times)\n5. Software engineer (too freaking often)"
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My life is such absurd insanity right now (even without anything Covid-19 related), I gotta say even tiny updates of Apple tech right now is like manna from heaven. 🙌 Silly but true!
Update: Apple is also now rolling out new versions of Keynote, Pages, and Numbers on iOS and iPadOS 9to5mac.com/2020/03/31/iwo…
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"html": "<h3>The Assistant \u2606\u2606\u2606\u2606</h3>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t quite sure what to expect from this movie. It was a quiet exploration of one day in the life of a young woman who is one of the assistants of a movie industry executive. Julia Garner is quietly expressive as the assistant. She says hardly anything throughout the movie but she is riveting. Such a subtle, moving movie about the apparatus around men in power that allows them to continue to use their power to commit outrage after outrage without consequence.</p>\n<p>At Red River with Pat and Al</p>\n<h3>Emma \u2606\u2606\u2606\u2606</h3>\n<p>I am kind of done with remakes of remakes of remakes of very old novels. But the trailer for this movie was delightful and I was charmed despite how sick of remakes I am. Unfortunately, the movie didn\u2019t live up to its trailer. I enjoyed it but nowhere near as much as I thought I would. It was kind of slow! That\u2019s such a shame because there were some really excellent bits as well, many of which were part of the trailer.</p>\n<p>At Red River with Ann</p>\n<h3>Parasite \u2606\u2606\u2606</h3>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t sure what to expect of this movie. I knew it was about class issues in South Korea and that it won the Academy Award this year for Best Picture in the United States. Those facts would make me think I might love it. But I didn\u2019t love it. The story was inventive, one that I haven\u2019t seen before. But\u2026there was something missing in the telling, I think. It was a little cartoony and a bit slapsticky. Maybe that was the problem actually. Some of the major plot points depended on some unlikely slapsticky events happening. It\u2019s a shame since the story is compelling and the major violent events as the story unfolds are quite shocking and unexpected.</p>\n<p>At Red River</p>\n<h3>The Miseducation of Cameron Post \u2606\u2606\u2606\u2606\u2606</h3>\n<p>I had wanted to see this movie when it came out in the theaters a year or so ago. But it came and went so quickly that I didn\u2019t get a chance. It\u2019s a shame that it didn\u2019t get a wider viewing because it\u2019s wonderful. Cameron Post is a high school girl from an evangelical family who gets caught having sex with her best friend. She is then sent to God\u2019s Promise, a conversion therapy program for queer teens run by a sister-brother team who don\u2019t know what they\u2019re doing. The entire cast is wonderful. The script is funny, heart-breaking, and hopeful all at the same time. Loved it.</p>\n<p>On kanopy.com with Cindy and Sally</p>\n<h3>God\u2019s Own Country \u2606\u2606\u2606</h3>\n<p>A gritty gay love story set on a farm in Yorkshire, England. It\u2019s a brutal, dirty life that the main character, Johnny Saxby, is trapped in after his Dad can no longer take care of the farm. Johnny doesn\u2019t want to be stuck on the farm and drowns his sorrows in alcohol every night. Along comes Georgie, a beautiful man from Romania. Johnny is so unlikable that it\u2019s hard to see what Georgie sees in him. There are a lot of scenes of vomiting and pissing and even shitting. There are realistic portrayals of lamb births\u2013both those that go well and those that go bad. The actors are very good in their roles and that is what makes the movie bearable, I think.</p>\n<p>On Netflix Party with Ann, Pat, and Al</p>",
"text": "The Assistant \u2606\u2606\u2606\u2606\nI wasn\u2019t quite sure what to expect from this movie. It was a quiet exploration of one day in the life of a young woman who is one of the assistants of a movie industry executive. Julia Garner is quietly expressive as the assistant. She says hardly anything throughout the movie but she is riveting. Such a subtle, moving movie about the apparatus around men in power that allows them to continue to use their power to commit outrage after outrage without consequence.\nAt Red River with Pat and Al\nEmma \u2606\u2606\u2606\u2606\nI am kind of done with remakes of remakes of remakes of very old novels. But the trailer for this movie was delightful and I was charmed despite how sick of remakes I am. Unfortunately, the movie didn\u2019t live up to its trailer. I enjoyed it but nowhere near as much as I thought I would. It was kind of slow! That\u2019s such a shame because there were some really excellent bits as well, many of which were part of the trailer.\nAt Red River with Ann\nParasite \u2606\u2606\u2606\nI wasn\u2019t sure what to expect of this movie. I knew it was about class issues in South Korea and that it won the Academy Award this year for Best Picture in the United States. Those facts would make me think I might love it. But I didn\u2019t love it. The story was inventive, one that I haven\u2019t seen before. But\u2026there was something missing in the telling, I think. It was a little cartoony and a bit slapsticky. Maybe that was the problem actually. Some of the major plot points depended on some unlikely slapsticky events happening. It\u2019s a shame since the story is compelling and the major violent events as the story unfolds are quite shocking and unexpected.\nAt Red River\nThe Miseducation of Cameron Post \u2606\u2606\u2606\u2606\u2606\nI had wanted to see this movie when it came out in the theaters a year or so ago. But it came and went so quickly that I didn\u2019t get a chance. It\u2019s a shame that it didn\u2019t get a wider viewing because it\u2019s wonderful. Cameron Post is a high school girl from an evangelical family who gets caught having sex with her best friend. She is then sent to God\u2019s Promise, a conversion therapy program for queer teens run by a sister-brother team who don\u2019t know what they\u2019re doing. The entire cast is wonderful. The script is funny, heart-breaking, and hopeful all at the same time. Loved it.\nOn kanopy.com with Cindy and Sally\nGod\u2019s Own Country \u2606\u2606\u2606\nA gritty gay love story set on a farm in Yorkshire, England. It\u2019s a brutal, dirty life that the main character, Johnny Saxby, is trapped in after his Dad can no longer take care of the farm. Johnny doesn\u2019t want to be stuck on the farm and drowns his sorrows in alcohol every night. Along comes Georgie, a beautiful man from Romania. Johnny is so unlikable that it\u2019s hard to see what Georgie sees in him. There are a lot of scenes of vomiting and pissing and even shitting. There are realistic portrayals of lamb births\u2013both those that go well and those that go bad. The actors are very good in their roles and that is what makes the movie bearable, I think.\nOn Netflix Party with Ann, Pat, and Al"
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