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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1245242178940448769",
    "content": {
        "text": "too many of y'all are away"
    },
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        "type": "card",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/angieeeeepm/status/1244771379465138176",
    "content": {
        "text": "y'all a little too creative lol"
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        "type": "card",
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                "text": "Ok this one was terrifying"
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                "type": "card",
                "name": "The Queen of England",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/jamiefinn2209/status/1244984642249191424",
    "content": {
        "text": "AND AT THE TOP! lol"
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                "text": "New burger restaurant open in Seoul. That slogan at the bottom..."
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    "type": "entry",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/GibranSaleem/status/1245051493494988801",
    "content": {
        "text": "Stressed Oats"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "\"in here, he's more sausage than dog\"",
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            "url": "https://twitter.com/GibranSaleem/status/1245051493494988801",
            "content": {
                "text": "Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate. My name is Sick Bat."
            },
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                "type": "card",
                "name": "Gibran Saleem",
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1245232591017406464",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/AFlyBlackCommie/status/1245144626861944833",
    "content": {
        "text": "TikTok won't fix this, lol. At least, not until y'all move off. And we won't because eyeballs, etc etc etc"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "\"in here, he's more sausage than dog\"",
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                "text": "Black tik tok is starting to apply pressure."
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            "author": {
                "type": "card",
                "name": "RISE UP WORKING CLASS",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/pistolsnpoetry/status/1245230413142011909",
    "content": {
        "text": "the number of people saying this is rising and I'm SO CLOSE to going bald lol"
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        "type": "card",
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            "content": {
                "text": "\u201cdr\u201d umar highkey looks smack like @jackyalcine lmfaaaaoooooooooo",
                "html": "\u201cdr\u201d umar highkey looks smack like <a href=\"https://twitter.com/jackyalcine\">@jackyalcine</a> lmfaaaaoooooooooo"
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                "type": "card",
                "name": "lil lilith",
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/cleverdevil/status/1245231785031720963",
    "content": {
        "text": "Schitt\u2019s Creek this week \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\udc94"
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        "type": "card",
        "name": "Jonathan LaCour",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/nikitabier/status/1245129530852835328",
    "content": {
        "text": "one of the biggest circlejerks I've seen right next to white protestant twitter tbh"
    },
    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "\"in here, he's more sausage than dog\"",
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    "post-type": "note",
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            "url": "https://twitter.com/nikitabier/status/1245129530852835328",
            "content": {
                "text": "Tech Twitter is a group of people giving startup advice who have only worked at big companies their entire life"
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            "author": {
                "type": "card",
                "name": "Nikita Bier",
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{
    "type": "entry",
    "published": "2020-04-01T05:49:57+00:00",
    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1245226879608483840",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/keithedwards/status/1245040943285313543",
    "content": {
        "text": "\"Did you wash your hands?\"\n\"I don't remember-\"\n\"Haha, I'm serious\"\n\nNAHHHHHHH"
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        "type": "card",
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                "text": "Omg who made this"
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            "author": {
                "type": "card",
                "name": "Keith Edwards \ud83c\udf65",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/TheJessieWoo/status/1245027174958215173",
    "content": {
        "text": "You're in for such a ride. This show easily became one of my favorites, lol"
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        "type": "card",
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                "text": "Okay y\u2019all I\u2019m on Ozark episode 1 season 1 and baybaaaaaayyyy this show is...."
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    "content": {
        "text": "I need to stop looking back because everything and everyone back there not trying to interact with me anyway, lol. Making myself look like an idiot every time."
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        "type": "card",
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    "content": {
        "text": "I wish y'all understand the impact of this."
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                "text": "\"In a major victory for civil liberties and civil rights enforcement...a federal court has ruled that research aimed at uncovering whether online algorithms result in racial, gender, or other discrimination does not violate the Computer Fraud & Abuse Act\" aclu.org/press-releases\u2026",
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                "type": "card",
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{
    "type": "entry",
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1245197014977011717",
    "content": {
        "text": "A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK CLUB LMFAOOo"
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    "author": {
        "type": "card",
        "name": "\"in here, he's more sausage than dog\"",
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        "https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/EUfUCh5U8AEApgq.mp4"
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        "text": "YES https://t.co/l02C2HkZ0E"
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                "text": "Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club.\ntwitter.com/Liz_Wheeler/st\u2026",
                "html": "Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club.\n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/Liz_Wheeler/status/1244770737065349120\">twitter.com/Liz_Wheeler/st\u2026</a>"
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            "author": {
                "type": "card",
                "name": "Jos\u00e9 Alonso Mu\u00f1oz",
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    "content": {
        "text": "Music Monday: Da\u00f0i og Gagnamagni\u00f0\n\ngregorlove.com/2020/03/music-\u2026",
        "html": "Music Monday: Da\u00f0i og Gagnamagni\u00f0\n\n<a href=\"https://gregorlove.com/2020/03/music-monday-da-i-og-gagnamagni/\">gregorlove.com/2020/03/music-\u2026</a>"
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    "author": {
        "type": "card",
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/annikashare/status/1245133423103971328",
    "content": {
        "text": "Okay. This is the best thing that anyone has ever done, ever."
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        "type": "card",
        "name": "Andy McMillan",
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                "text": "#XOXOFest #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch",
                "html": "<a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23XOXOFest\">#XOXOFest</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AnimalCrossing\">#AnimalCrossing</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ACNH\">#ACNH</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NintendoSwitch\">#NintendoSwitch</a>"
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        "text": "You can see our octopus & whale pretty well from the street at this time of day",
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{
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    "url": "https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/72bb2df2-1314-495a-9e0f-2ff81b78a44d",
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        "text": "The number of\now\nfreaking times in a\now\nday that I get\nOW\nzapped by static electricity\now\nfuck it",
        "html": "<p>The number of<br /><em>ow</em><br />freaking times in a<br /><em>ow</em><br />day that I get<br /><em>OW</em><br />zapped by static electricity<br /><em>ow</em></p>\n<p>fuck it</p>"
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        "text": "The number of\n _ow_\nfreaking times in a\n _ow_\nday that I get\n _OW_\nzapped by static electricity\n _ow_\n\nfuck it (v2.jacky.wtf/post/72bb2df2-\u2026)",
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/fluffy/status/1245153618816204802",
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        "text": "5 jobs I've had:\n\n1. Line cook\n2. Video editor (internship)\n3. Museum docent/exhibit manager\n4. Computing lab proctor/technician/teaching assistant (multiple times)\n5. Software engineer (too freaking often)"
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