this was supposed to be me end of march but 🥺
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Side effect of making it hard for people to get what they need
Crime hikes are next ...
as unemployment skyrockets
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2 minutes back on Facebook under an alias account is worse than a week on this website. Jeez.
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You telling me RDJ is 5”7’?!?!?! Son, I thought he was taller for some reason, lol.
SMH my (pseudo) idol was smooth 4 inches shorter than me lol (v2.jacky.wtf/post/df0e96d9-…)
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You telling me RDJ is 5”7’?!?!?! Son, I thought he was taller for some reason, lol.
SMH my (pseudo) idol was smooth 4 inches shorter than me lol
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Big facts. Windows, funding mass genocide and modern day colonization everywhere you GO! :)
If you think Microsoft is about to go under as a company you don't know anything about how big they are in the defense industry 😂
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Fen being key to all this is perfect #TheMagicians
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“Internal circumstances is the one thing we can control.” #TheMagicians
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“That is the best goddamn ham sandwich ever made.” #thanksjosh #TheMagicians
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cOrPoRaTiOnS wOrK iN fAvOR oF tHe PeOpLe
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked notes from an internal Amazon meeting reveal that company executives discussed a plan to smear Christian Smalls, a warehouse employee who was fired afte...
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Lol to think so many people were RALLYING for this man.
He and Charla have a lot in common than you'd think
Yang is implicitly blaming Asians who are being victimized by white supremacists by saying we're not doing enough to prove our devotion to the racist empire that is Ameri...
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I, for one, welcome our new 8-armed overlords
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Christianity is probably a plague tbh
A missionary group has purchased a helicopter with plans to contact and convert isolated indigenous groups in the remote Western Amazon.
ow.ly/LF9w50yRBfE
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Zelda is a badass #TheMagicians
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Observed Ecma #TC39 75th mtg via Zoom, IRC, & “hallway track” @Mozilla Hubs, for today’s process/logistics topics. Well organized & conducted 100% online. Quick back/forth discussions, polite disagreements, consensus building.
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Got my bourbon. Got a cuddly puppy for the emotional parts. Time to watch #TheMagicians finale.
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“Grow or Rot. You have to keep changing.” - Amy Poehler #Oktane20
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wtf twitter adding animations now? yasss make the site slower
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